Always Look on the White Side of Life

Some things in life are bad

‘Cause they make our voters mad

Like England players

Who want to take the knee
When Channel crossings make you bristle

Don’t grumble, just dog-whistle

Because this’ll help things turn out

For the bestAnd always look on the white side of life


Always look on the right side of life


My leadership is sh*t

When you look at itMy economic plan’s a joke it’s true

They’ll see it’s all a show

But I’ll keep whistling as I go

Just remember that the last laugh is on youAnd always look on the bright side of death


And just before we sell your NHS