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Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday (feat. The Kung Pao Buckaroos)
Brad Paisley
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And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday Whatever you do watch what you say If you're easily offended well that's okay It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday We catch up with our three cowboys one cold December night huddled around the camp fire How about we sing some holiday songs Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off Yeah I got one Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched Why am I getting blipped again Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday I can't say chri biip mas No you might offend somebody Who is offended by chri biip mas You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists What Time to politically correct I'll lead this off On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me Jimmy are you listening What You can't say chri biip mas Why not You can say biiiip on the last record Why can't I say chri biip mas I didn't make the rules Hey listen guys it's not that difficult All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday Why did I get blipped You've got to say caucasian So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday Sure that won't offend anybody Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday Whatever you do watch what you say If you're easily offended well that's okay Why do these people have to feel that way How come they get offended so easily It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday I'm just trying to come up with a song here Let's sing one together everybody ready george Ready Bill your ready I'm ready Jimmy jimmy jimmy Okay We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far Sorry boys you have to say asia now What Oh come on just try We three kings of asia are That sounds like horse biiiip Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy Nope that offends short people And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians How about little town of meddle hell What's this with all the short jokes Hey how about we do silent night No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark What did he say about a shark Shark This happens every year Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday Whatever you do watch what you say If you're easily offended well that's okay It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday Hohoho No I can't say ho No you might offend some women So basically we can't sing anything I think that a bunch of bull biiiip Softer george it's more effective I think that a bunch of bull biiiip You now what I don't care who we offend I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols Louder man it's more effective I don't care who we offend I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols Me too We wish you a merry chri biip mas We wish you a merry chri biip mas We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year We can't say new it'll offend the old folks And you never wanna offend them
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