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Fairytale Rap Cypher (feat. EpicLloyd, Littleflecks, Jay Chay, HalaCG, Shwabadi, Keyblade, Eric the Audible, The Stupendium, Dan Bull & Freeced)
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Fairytale Rap Cypher Once upon a time, there lived a boy who'd never age He spent his time a-writing fire hooks upon a page He chilled with those who chilled and weak-ass pussies got the boot He lined each cat against the wall for all the king's mad men to shoot Through each hood he went a-riding, spitting rhymes and nary capping Notoriously big and bad, 'twas not your granny's rapping For he'd been to quell the giants who went stalking through the night His tales were loosey-goosey, but his bars were ****ing tight! I got a tickеt to vacation, I'm the taxi cab I can offer you a paradise this planеt can't I'm crossing a couple stars on my travel plan Grab my hand, you could say I'm moonwalking to Neverland So pipe down or you're catching the smoke If you wanna settle beef go to Cannibal Cove bitch, I run this mother****er from the land to the coast Sea kings only living where my shadow is thrown I'm an honest guy, but I lie to the crooks I don't book a flight, I just fly out the book I don't give a shit what your parents have cooked I got bigger fish to fry, the way Pan's leaving Hooks Y'all got all your friendships wrecked with your 9 to 5 shit I got friends ship-wrecking when I fight with pirates I'm not built for a Driver's License I built up my own ****ing Private Island!! Bangarang, Captain Hook Black mustache and a dapper look I'm the feather in the cap of the seven seas And you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me I'm the Brooklyn Dodgers of open water The Roger Waters of Jolly Rogers Fly as Tinker Bell when I'm dropping sail Making other pirates' flows sound like Speak and Spell And I'm Bangarang, Captain Hook Top chap in my whole pack of crooks The chapter book king backed by Mr. Smee And you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me Peter Pan went and fed my severed hand To Tik Tok the croc down in Neverland And I'm foiled again, I'm getting Lost Boys, peace! But you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me! Fe-Fi-Fo-**** I smell the flow of a thief you all know And whose green only goes up Putting seeds in a foe's mum, cuz that means I'm a grower Have her leaving with rope burn Poster-boy of most certainly being misjudged Had a cow but I sold her for some worthless beans I was down till a burglary and a murder had turned me from poor to a rich cunt I sling rhymes that have a goliath beat Since I swiped the kinder surprise egg clean From that giant's miserable sky palace You might like to call it a hijacking Time is ticking, on this mic I'm riffing Like a harp, even with my arms tied I'm spitting Goodbye, good riddance, took five of these beans and I got high but it's not I who's tripping Honk, honk, hear the goose come Stepping into the booth give em goosebumps Leave em in the trash chute like Veruca Don't mess with the feathered veteran with the bread or you're going to get chewed up By the Golden Goose, bruh, cash in the coop, ya Make appearances, everything I lay down's 24 carat It's all on my bill, see your net worth is less than this bird? That's embarrassing Gander at the gander I'm the fowl minded Midas, so mind your manners That brand name I'm hyping, don't hide the glamour So far from Untitled, this game I slander Bring in the flock and that honking's your doom With every drop, I bring Stonks to the moon A different league than some other ducking Scrooge Original G, that's "mother****ing" Goose!! Running through the woods in a bright red hood Sensed no danger, not when he grabbed me Little me understood, not the likelihood, of this stranger eating up granny Never trust a wolf making conversation Canine, more like bull, with an off fixation Not one to get full, hungry inclination I walked in and thought, Illness must be raising Cause what big arms, big ears, big eyes, big teeth House seemed calm, but what lied in sheets Was the wolf, in the place of his last big feast At the time I couldn't see who was underneath So I came just a little bit closer Big mistake, no escape, from the poser Got an eyeful of his blinding molars Little Riding Hood, just Red leftover Just the red leftover from this master of disguise I ain't paying for this meal like my card has been declined He's the lone wolf, got no partner in this crime Antisocial, hear no bark, but I'mma bite! Apex predator, beast in your gran's sheets I'm too greedy I need seconds I feast, will these peeps ever learn? Peek at the teeth, fleek to the feet Got the claws pedicured What big fangs? Just to kill you all the better, bruh I'm the type of villain that's quite rare The kind the parents read and give their little kids nightmares A sneaky mother****er, don't fight fair Wherever they least expect me, bitch, I'm right there! Turn your crib into my lair Nah, I never hunt in packs I'm the Alpha, coming with a cunning plan When the teeth gleam at you, that's a muzzle flash And I could cut you down to size like a lumberjack BITCH!!! Hola! Here comes the Puss in Boots You losin', fools I make a track sound good call me Fruity Loops Yeah, I seduce with my looks and I look really cute See I'm rolling with the fur but without the suit Olé, soy de los mejores y si tú no lo ves es que estás más ciego que ese trío de ratones With the sword? Good With the words? Flawless So much I can make an ogre look smaller Like damn, bro Spitting so sick like hairballs Gato por fuera, Zorro por dentro, tengo alma bandolera Mi encanto de Banderas keep my red flags low When you poor, gotta work, gotta hustle That way I made my G be the king of the castle Yeah, and the truth is, you know how the Puss is Didn't form a family, still got lot of pussies Poster on the wall, you know it's me The yolked GOAT of old folk poetry I suppose if the question is who's the best tale Then you best tell them not to step on the egg shell 'Cause any rapper who puts their verse before mine's About to see there's more to me than just a nursery rhyme I mean there's only so much pressure one man can handle Before his brain gets, uh, let's say scrambled Got the type of **** to light up your lures quick Old school every rhyme of mine's inscribed in Papyrus If you don't vibe with it, take a dive off the highest bricks Cause I'm giving no ****s, like the tip of a friar's dick See now crime is the life I live ever since Puss abandoned me Fostered the name and the fame with no family So call the king's horses and gather his men Tell him Humpty is back and he's cracked once again You know, it's very rude to sit down at someone's cypher uninvited No matter! Here comes the Hatter! Never been so silly a milliner and habitual picnicker I'm like crumpets and cricket but just a smidgeon more Britisher Young Flibbertigibbet, we aren't given to visitors So just sit in the middle As I am spilling my riddles And sipping a little With a platter of some shrinking or embiggening nibbles Oh! My sanity's a drink in a thimble! You know you really do talk too much Move round! You're crazy if you don't think I rhyme the best 'Cause I'm raving when I'm up at the writing desk You say curiouser and curiouser, I'd say I'm mercurial (That just means his mind's a mess!) (Very rude…) So call me Mr. Tea! You can quit your jibber-jabberwocky Miss, you're dreaming if you think that you could have a coffee This table-setting is a place to be It's a very merry un-birthday for me! Oh hello, don't worry, you're not in danger I may be a stranger but you're even stranger In case you forget, here's a basic refresher One, I'm a cat, two, I came here from Cheshire It's a great pleasure making your acquaintance Queer conversation is the quaintest entertainment Come to Wonderland and you'll understand That it's enlightening under thunderclouds Enter with trepidation, a step at a time I don't require trepanation to open your mind Let's take a look inside, that could be fun Strange you've gone oddly quiet? Cat got your tongue? My teeth aren't jacked, I'm just dentally built Where's the line between ingenious and mentally ill When you get defensive then you tend to reveal Your intentions, that's why I never pretend to be real Skin getting thinner until I'm hidden, invisible apart from the glowing grin on my grill Still deliver riddlin' as if it's medicine for fidgeting You don't want to hear the conspiracies I'm complicit in The mystery is viscous the way it's thickening Do you know who I am? Pickling your mind like I'm sticking it in brine Rewind, see how many hidden messages you find 【END】 The Narrator writen and voice by Freeced Peter Pan writen and voice by Freshy Kanal Captain Hook writen and voice by Epicllord Jack & The Beanstalk writen and voice by Littleflecks The Golden Goose by Jay Chay Red Riding Hood writen and voice by HalaCG The Big Bad Wolf writen and voice by shwabadi Puss in Boots writen and voice by Keyblade Humpty Dumpty writen and voice by Eric the Audible Mad Hatter writen and voice by The Stupendium Cheshire Cat writen and voice by Dan Bull
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