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The Most Fashionable Faction (feat. Harry Callaghan)
The Stupendium
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(song by the STUPENDIUM) (three) (two) (one) (BEGIN!) watch out! the scout's out and about running around bringing bonks right down on your scalp do you even know who you're talking to here? i'm a streak of greased lighting keep fighting for years i'm a stunner number one run and gunner my beats bring the heat 'cause i'm a sweet double jumper your finger's on the trigger but before you get to pull it i'll take a sip of fizz and i'll go whizzing past yor bullets i am on it like a rocket on a course to freakin pound ya call me super sonic 'cause i'm running rings around ya i am a dab hand with a "sandman" i'm the baddest in the badlands i'm a speed freak on a killstreak see a blur then it's bang bang! I'm the Demo Boom goes my M.O. Tyrant from the Highlands Getting violent on the Bellows The only thing more volatile than Me Would be my Ammo I'll leave you blown to Pieces While my piece is Screaming BLAMMO! Did this have whisky In? Or was it Nitroglycerine? I'll find out on the way Out If I'm spouting flaming p*ss Again 'Cause if I live another Day My liver might go Anyway And I'd rather go in Glory So in war I won't be giving In I suffer for my Art I've got sulphur on the Heart This Tartan Spartan's Gonna tear you Apart Fire shots at the Cyclops It never ends Well Oh,they're gonna have to glue you, back together in Hell! ZOOM RED dot BOOM HEADSHOT your HEAD'S got a new lead CLOT bring you to a DEAD stop leave you with your HEAD poped another TARGET on my list that can be CHECKED off 'cause on a MISSION i am viciously EFFICIENT my vital's just my RIFLE and a set of JARS to p*ss in when it comes to ASSASSINS you could say i'm HIGH-CALIBRE YANKING my machete from your HEAD like it's excalibur NO mercy mercenary i'll take you DOWN like cattle when my true FORTE'S in 2fort playing BLOOD sports on the batterments spray your BRAIN 'fore you even know WHAT'S happening SAFE to say no way that you'll be wearing HATS again If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps And wear them too If you like warfare In stylish head wear Well,have we got the game for you No there isn't any greater MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 LISTEN up 'CAUSE I won't say it again YOU'D better not be sissies BECAUSE war is not a game UNLESS of course it's war games THEN I'm all for games HOPE you're keeping score BECAUSE numerate I sure ain't I'M good at fighting ASK sun tzu I taught him all he knows IN the art of shovel fu WAY back in ancient China WHEN I met him on night HE said soldier's really cool AND the best at winning fights NOW I win all the fight money WHEREVER I go 'CAUSE my rockets go boom AND then you explode NOW,the army told me that I was crazy BUT I wrote this song SO I'm clearly amazing Gentleman It Won't Be Gentle When I Sneak Into Your Base And Steal The Faces Of Your Helpless Friends Stealing Your Briefcase Really Was A Brief Case You Think You're Smart But I Have The Intelligence Be A Man Why Do You Have To Die Screaming I Shoot You Take The Loot And Take My Suit For Dry Cleaning I'm Not Cheating You Ignorant Swine I Creep In And Sneak Things Right Into Your Spine When I Fight With My Butterfly It Stings Like A Bee So Tonight Tell Your Mother "Hi" Give Her A Kiss From ME I'm Debonair With Deadly Flaur I'm Anyone And Anywhere The Face Your Mother Wakes to Is The Last You'll Ever See I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY I MAKE PUNY BABIES CRY WANT TO LIVE? DON'T TOUCH MY GUN! MAY BE SLOW NO NEED TO RUSH YA WHEN I'M ROLLING WITH NATASCHA FILL YOU DEAD WITH HOLES WE CRUSH YA LEAVE YOU COLD LIKE SNOW IN RUSSIA PUNY GUN I PUNCH MORE DAMAGE CHEW YOU UP FOR LUNCH LIKE SANDVICH THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME? PROVE IT I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU OUTRUN BULLET If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps And wear them too If you like warfare In stylish head wear Well,have we got the game for you No there isn't any greater MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 HOWDY,THE ENGINEER'S IN THE FIELD(Ya!) FARM BOY CHARM WITH A MEGATON YIELD(Hu!) I'VE GOT A CRANIUM LACED WITH URANIUM DISPENSE YOUR OFFENSE WITH THE WEAPONS I WIELD(Yee--HA!!) I'M HOT STUFF 'CAUSE I'VE A HUNDRED DEGREES SO IF YOU BOIL MY BLOOD YOU'LL GET BURNED ON STEAM I'M OVERQUALIFIED TO LEAVE YOU NULLIFIED AND TAN YOUR SORRY HIDE YOU'D BEETER RUN AND HIDE OR DIE BY MY MACHINES JUST A FRIENDLY ENGY PREVENTING ENTRY WITH A DEADLY SENTRY EACH PRACTICAL PROBLEM I SOLVE MY SKILL MOUNTS THE ONLY YHING HIGHER THAN MY IQ IS MY KILL COUNT FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!! Emboldened scoiding folds Of red and gold Are my desire It's my sacred duty Keep the beauty burning higher Leave yoU dismembered iN the embers Every felling smells The pyre I'm a terror From the nether Something that you've never seen with a charcoal Soul Heart pumping kerosene You've met Your match You'll be a charred patch On the floorboards I'll strike a match And Strike the match Off of the scoreboard What's it Matter If my brains Deranged when I snuff You out Boy!does it Look lovely out! Candy canes And Fluffy Clouds Now I'm racking up the kills AS I'm cranking up the Grill Easy to Blow You away When you're just powder got a little headache? you'd better call the medic were you wanting anesthetic? really don't be so pathetic that burning is a bird within your sternum that snuck in while i was working but i think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic you grazed your knee? well,it seems to me you need invasive exploratory surgery see,i may have a little uncertainty between patient? specimen? blur to me get the point of my syringes in your hiney? i'll ubercharge and buff you till you're shiny i could fix you quick with my medi gun the procedure's painless but that's no fun If you're feeling BLU or seeing RED If what's on your mind's What's on your head Who wants to battle When there's catalogues Of hats to browse instead? It's not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art Of dressing heads in dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU If you wanna bust caps And wear them too If you like warfare In stylish head wear Well,have we got the game for you No there isn't any greater MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 (Nobody has so many hats.) (It's ridiculous.)
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