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Damn I'm Ugly
Your Favorite Martian & Billy Marchiafava
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You're a douchebag, do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag You're a douchebag, do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag Hey Mr. Douchebag, why's your ego so massive? You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside You don't need those s-s-sunglasses Yeah, we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (Bye, bye) 'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (Months, months, months, months, months) Yeah, we all get that you think it's impressive But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age Telling all your douchebag friends that you still got game Dear Mr. Douchebag We all agree that You are a dumbass Why can't you see that? You're a douchebag, do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag You're a douchebag,do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag Dear Mr.Douchebag, do-do-do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth? Or boast about high school rugby? "And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee" And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid? You douchebags are a lot of the same "Dude,let's go, this place is full of grenades" Always trying to look cool,like it's a full-time career That's why yo'Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon Dear-de-de-de-dear Mr.Douchebag We all agree that You are a dumbass Why can't you see that? You're a douchebag,do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag You're a douchebag,do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag Inconsiderate,ignorant You drink,you get belligerent You think anybody finds you amusing? No,no, no, not even a little bit You always find a way to stop all the fun Like,when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs De-dear Mr.Douchebag, I caught you bragging again Trust me,man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all "But,dude, I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law." No,you're not, come on Dear Mr.DoucheBag We all agree that You are a dumbass Why can't you see that? You're a douchebag,do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag You're a douchebag,do-douchebag Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room (You're a douchebag do-douchebag， Do-do-do-do-douchebag) Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk (You're a douchebag,do-douchebag， Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag) Refusing to let go when she says no (You're a douchebag,do-douchebag， Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag) Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird (You're a douchebag,do-douchebag， Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag) "Dude,it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on Where the hell is my protein shake?"
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