If I Had a Nickel For Every Person

If I had a nickel for every person who doesn’t wanna suck my dick

I’d be a millionaire, I’d be a millionaire

If I had a nickel for every person who doesn’t wanna suck my dick

I’d be a millionaire, I’d be a millionaire
My penis and my testicles are getting together for a pity party

They’re feeling a little bit sad because I’m the only one who plays with them

My penis and my testicles are getting together for a pity party

They’re feeling a littlе bit sad because I’m the only onе who plays with themIf I ever meet someone and they wanna suck on my penis Perhaps I will be okay with that

If they don’t wanna suck on my penis

I will also be okay with that

Since I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis

Since I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis

Since I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis

Since I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penisIf you don’t wanna suck on my penis

Put your hands up, put your hands up

If you don’t wanna fondle my testicles

Put your hands up, put your hands up

If you don’t wanna swallow my semen

Put your hands up, put your hands up

If you do wanna suck on my penis, let’s get marriedIf I had a nickel for every person who doesn’t wanna suck my dick

I’d be a millionaire, I’d be a millionaire

If I had a nickel for every person who doesn’t wanna suck my dick

I’d be a millionaire, I’d be a millionaireDon’t feel sad if nobody wants to play with your genitals

There are people who have much bigger problems than that

There are people who have no clean water to drink

There are people who have no food to eat

Those people wish that a lack of oral sex was their biggest problem

If nobody wants to suck your dick, repeat after me

First world problems, first world problems

If nobody wants to suck your dick, repeat after me

First world problems, first world problemsSince I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis

Since I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis

Since I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis

Since I don’t wanna suck on a penis

I don’t expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis