Justin:
After a long period of not being active on your channel
Your first order of business was to drag me to this battleSo allow me to spit disses ‘gainst your know-it-all prattleAnd after this fight, try not to tattle to your Skype CattlePut down your god complex and listen to thisIf you knew how to communicate, I wouldn’t get pissedOur series is dying, you’re not even tryingBut go ahead and spit your verse; if you’re not already cryingZander:
Gotta admit, we knew each other quite fastTook 5 seconds to know that you’re a pain in my assFrom screaming at your dogs, to not improving your rangeAnd then 4 years later, and you still never changed
Still got no mojo, least you stopped with the Ho-HoesBut with the way your show goes, inconsistent like your logosHere’s something quite sad, but please, no more tearsIf I hadn’t trolled your ass, you wouldn’t have a careerJustin:
It was you that kickstarted my career, that’s rightBut I took your ungrateful ass in and brought you to the spotlightYeah, I cracked a whip on you back when I was in chargeCause you kept slacking around like a fat tub of lardI was the one that brought the fame to the channel, ya follow me?Get it through your skull that people subbed for quantity, not qualityI’ll continue rising up, while you struggle to stay relevantSo fuck you, fuck your crew, and fuck your series’ “development”Zander:
Yes, what a success, but I wouldn’t feel bold
If my entire fan-base consists of 9 year oldsAnd bringing up creativity? You certainly lack itWith my fifty plus cuts of you acting like a spasticAnd this view whore, gets PS4’s to his doorsCan’t even write your lines, so we end up writing yoursBut hey, we finally settled this 1v1Nathan, for once, get your fucking job doneNathan:
Zander, stop your banterYou’ve said the same shit you did the last yearAnd it hadn’t even been relevant the past yearYou ass, h-ear, that’s what your battles sound likeYou asked what I thought of it, didn’t ya?Don’t worry I’ll take it and remake the mix to fix it up
Which is what I’m doin when you thinkI’m screwin around; procrastinating. AndShootin a round; masturbatingI could do your job better than you when my brain’s off track;Sedated. And you say you the master who made this?What a fib, what a lonely kidWho’s only pissed cause he knowsJustin and I co-owned it. We bros with no hoesSo we spent our time moldin and sculptin itLoathed in the slow process, man, it was so litThen you came in, and took a shit all over it!Zander:
That statement is history, like a Stevie SmithsonianDid pretty much nothing, yet claimed that you were owning itAnd after our show, you crumbled quite fastWent from okay flow, into mumble rapJustin:
Pretty ironic Zander talks about people doing nothingAnd owning it; you self aware or something?Should’ve known these motherfuckers would fuck my legacy upNow bow down to your rap daddy and give this Buck the succNathan:
Justin? I’ve already busted his nuts inIn 2016 by a landslide, it was nuttin’Mmm, he loved it, and I’ll do it again to spill something;Like his fans do his work for him and they’re paid, umm, nothing!Justin:
You think your relevance breaks out being in this crew?I mean, fuckin’ hell, you’re smoking more than I doA bi joke? You tried, bro, bein’ somethin’ you’re notWith those =3 rip-offs and subscriber-viewing robotsZander:
JMB, smoking weed, everytime that I see youHypocrite, I mean, you’re smoking more than most doThis isn’t the first time I’d give y’all a piece of my mindDiss you both once again, why would I wanna be on your side?Matthew:
*loud fake cough*Zander:
Okay Matthew, no one thinks that’s funnyMatthew:
Umm, I don’t really give a shit or anything, Zander, but, okay buddyERBParodies, you inspired ERB of CartoonsBut it’s clear, this Mista is more Talented than all of youEven though you’re adults, you guys are not very boldSo prepared to get dissed by this 16 year oldYou guys get fame, got many fans that are watchingThen died when Justin pussied out for not playing CawthonIt’s so bullshit, how I bust my ass to bring quality contentIn my basement, and I’m outshadowed by this shit no one wantedJMBent out of shape, in this Rap Duel, I’ll kill yoI’m fucking you up worse than your worn-out dildoZander says I’m “WANTED FOR BAD GUEST STARS” that can’t spit oneAt least they can respond unlike JT Machinima!Zander:
No need to be a pissbag ABOUT this battleClaiming I’m dead, well let’s look at all 3 of your channelsCandy battles aren’t tasty, Creepypastas are lazyAnd your SuperThings series is the reason I’m CRAZYMatthew:
Call ‘em dead all you want, but combined, we’re not the same, ZWithout us, you’d be cumming with Jacob on the count of threeYou already know I’m Spright, don’t go ask for a refill‘Cause I’m killing you faster than the Steve vs Joe sequelNathan:
Your content is distasteful. I’m astonished at the pace you’ve grownI could flow better than you when I was Bling Face oohhThey hate when I sing, but oohhh MatthewYou’ve got a beard and still make cartoon rap battles, move past dudeMatthew:
Off-flow-vost is what you’re known fo’, oh no!If a Bling Face-off is what you want, let’s go!Tryna step to me will make you wanna spit again laterUnscripted disses I’ll dump like all your money from MakerJustin:
Fuck you Matthew, with your gall to call us pussiesCrying like a little cunt while you and Zander playin’ footsiesStarting bullshit with the group, then he races when I move inThat attitude comes with two faces and two chinsMatthew:
Yeah, no shit I fucked up, but let’s look at your mistakesLost a girl ‘cause you hid behind a fake account? Nice job, mateBow down to your new prince, don’t mistake me for ToonTitsIt’s best to get back to your Discord you diss for, bitch!Zander:
You guys hear this kid? I can’t stand his linesNathan:
Should we kick him out?Justin:
We won’t have to hear his whinesJustin, Zander, & Nathan:
Matthew, no offense, but we’re not giving you any slackMatthew:
Hey, fucking stop, and add me back!Call an ERBParamedic! These butt buddies are smokedLooks like I’ve taken the top spot, yeah, that’s all folks!Justin:
Oh great, just what we fucking needed…Frenzy:
What we needed was a reason to stop listening to you fourYou’re gonna wanna nuke yourselves when I kick open the doorArgue all the damn time with lines that make me wanna hurl *EW*Along with someone who thought everyone was trying to steal his girlWith a knife in my back, I’m still out here dissing all of youAfter I wrote Justin’s battles I bet he wants my lyrics tooBusy joking bout my race, but I’m ahead of the curveCuz this Latino, yo, will make the color leave from these nerdsI’m redeeming cartoons that took Matthew years to doIt smells like someone shat on your battles, oh it’s probably youJustin with little effort and Zander looking mighty cluelessI’m just Saiyan, it’s Prius and not Pruis, ya dofusZander:
Good one Frenzy, now you’ve made me unhingedWith the Billy Numerous times you’ve made us all cringeFrenzy:
I’m not listening to a kid who never got sun-kissedI’m actually shocked that you could finish these battle rap lyricsMatthew:
Okay Frenzy, while you focus on your Fecal Raps of HorrorThe only thing you did for me was change the damn passwordFrenzy:
The actions I that took were encouraged by the groupLooking at Season 1, you wanna call my series poop?Justin:
Good thing I collect water, we got a thirsty man up here!You can diss me all you’d like, but you’re still wishing we were queerFrenzy:
Getting jealous over girls, thinking I’m doing bad stuff? Dude we might as well call you the little boy who cried “cuck”!Nathan:
Believe it or not, when you feelin up on Stevie’s cockEhhh, I didn’t give a fuck, at this point, It’s being blockedFrenzy:
You’re the only one here who’s actually been arrestedBut you were still a better boyfriend than that fucking meth headMultiSuperVids:
Sorry about that, guys, but all your bullshit makes me smileYou know staying out of your fights was never really in my styleBegan as a fan on the Wiki, but now my plan comes to fruitionDestroying you fanmade fucks to end Captain Coder’s missionWas brought here from Justin’s Fallout and it still makes me hostileConsidering after three tries, it still sounds awful!I’ve tried to lend you all advice, but I’m at a loss of what to sayWhen half you babies lose your shit because I breathe the wrong way!When everyone makes my complaints a choreIt’s a good thing I’m used to horror lore‘Cause all your whiny shit could make a guys mind snapFrom the Discord chats to Jose’s crapYour Rebel Groups and VA WarsBut yeah sure I’m the drama whoreSo go ahead and piss and moan some moreI’ve already heard it from all of you beforeFrenzy:
When you tried to get me kicked no one stood by you, boiiIsn’t it bad enough you irritate people with just your voice?MultiSuperVids:
Keep going on about the Wolf Pack, and how I’m so evilAt least when I animated for you, I didn’t steal from other peopleNathan:
Man, what do you know about criticizing a project, Multi?How bout creatin some content ‘fore you go makin a comment? Low-keyMultiSuperVids:
Oh Nathan, everyone here already knows you’re a giant pansy‘Cause you haven’t punched this fucker for that one time he got handsyZander:
Rawr, it’s big bully Multi, trying to spit a good flowIf there were Multiple of you, the entire world would explodeMultiSuperVids:
Go ahead and cry again like the last time I hurt your feeliesDissection ain’t required to see you butchered this seriesMatthew:
Piss off Moldy-Personality-Vids, yea, ya know it’s trueI’ll get a Multi-kill, once I go and fucking strangle youMultiSuperVids:
Nothing’s safe from your grubby hands, you’ll regret being an imposterWhen I end your career in cold blood like a shitty creepypastaJustin:
Nearly five years later and your ass is still acting bitterIt’s no wonder that I ditched you to go hang out with TwitterMultiSuperVids:
Despite your boner for FNAF, there’s no Joy in your CreationAnd you’re such a little bitch, you couldn’t even be on locationSeth:
Trololololol, nah, this one’s very realBut ironically, you all act like you eat fucking happy meal-Joey:
Yo, I’m linked to the Community, but at least I ain’t dead‘Cause Zander, I stay on fire like I’m Ghost Rider’s head*Joey Cutscene*Seth:
All of this bullshit’s why I’m here to spit thisBeen rapping out dipshits since before I used BitstripsBut I gotta give you some credit Zander, ‘cause you knowI cancelled IRB, but your series is more in the holeJustin, I’m gonna be blunt, no, not the kind you smokeNot everything revolves around you and your fanbase is a jokeMy perspective of you, it got a little bit BendyWhen you pumped out scum just because it was trendyMatthew, your early works were really damn painfulMulti’s almost as anal as Zander and Justin are nasalFrenzy, everything that comes outta your mouth just sounds dumbFuck this, I’d rather listen to Nathan’s Cover AlbumZander:
Seth, your album is wack, and your face makes me sickCover of the Book? More like cover up that shitSeth:
I got the balls to do the things that I want to doNot nestle all my days away in my bedroomMultiSuperVids:
Crying from all this drama, does your healthcare cover tissues?No schedule plans, kid fans, man, I Marvel at your IssuesSeth:
Ah shut up, Multi, I won’t be put on your leashRapping me when a desk is the only thing you can defeat!Nathan:
What are your allergies actin up? You sound nasally and congestedYou couldn’t last against me in this battle with your best shitSeth:
Nice lines, bucktooth. You know what? Fuck you!The Re-Cover album? Guess what? It sucked too!Frenzy:
Here’s something you can ZombieLick, you comic book prickFrom opposite ends of the border but I’m above your bullshitSeth:
Scoot it, Naruto dude, here you’re the cabooseTakes you so long to upload, how’d you think you wouldn’t lose?Matthew:
I don’t True Believe this freak with teeth looking like peanutsThe worst representation of Canada ever since Liam!Seth:
Who let the squeakers in? Ah shit, it’s just MatthewCouldn’t tell from that crap you spat worse than a Rap DuelHarryPotter2875:
Clear the stage for the headlining act of this rap brawlI’m surprised I’m here this late, you guys don’t matter at allYou know, without the Wiki and me and Zander’s troll thereERBP would be absolutely fucking nowhereAnd yet I’m disregarded, despite all of the crap I doWhy did I even write this verse? You’re probably gonna scrap it tooIt’s quite the shame you’ve let my talents go to wasteI’d think someone who understands flow would run this placeAnd don’t think my use of historical figures is lame, teamDon’t forget, I had Hamilton rap before it was mainstreamI’ve torn the house down by the hairs on my chinny-chin-Chin, it’s clear I win, I’ve blown you all into oblivionZander:
You suck up to every crew, but worst comes to worstGot on ERB, but really “ERBP did it first”Jacob:
This Ginger pussy sure takes after his petRead my lips: your raps are worse than that beard on your neckFrenzy:
You need to quit with South Park more than you need to shaveDon’t forget, that’s twice you needed me to be a slaveJacob:
Boo hoo, you had to animate png’sStep to me and you’ll get slayed… TV!MultiSuperVids:
You guys remember Fred v. Carrie? Have a seat and I’ll enlightHow’d it die? A HairyStalker2875Jacob:
Multi’s back to mumbling and I’m feeling the tensionKeep spitting, soon enough, we’ll need another interventionSeth:
You’re history, SZ, and I’m not the first that’s said itBut stop slaving these squeakers and learn how to fucking edit!Jacob:
There’s tons of shitty SoundCloud singers, why am I facing this one?You nitwits coming after me reminds me of a witch huntMatthew:
It’s pretty sad when I can’t deliver your edits, you lose your coolOver a series based on the most boring subject in school!Jacob:
I was a whiny little kid but it’s not like you’re any betterAnd I wouldn’t have been “made” if you had actually put in effortJustin:
Oh, shut the fuck up on effort because CAN’T YOU SEEWe do all of that for you but it’s not good enough for your OCDJacob:
Since I use fictional characters when spawned by their creatorsI’ll make sure to use you and your social skills laterMancha:
Alert! Alert! My Drama buzzer’s gone berserkWhen I face the biggest hypocrites to call themselves “mature”My content’s all Sansational, but your channels are doomed, forYou call yourselves driven but can’t even take an Uber!Despite my subscriber base, I know you’re Envious of meBut even I cannot re-animate a dead communityAnd as the greater creator I’ll actually release a videoWith Four Hundred Thirteen Reasons Why all of your fucking series blowThat’s it, you cocky cocks, you’ll pay for your crimes against my art formPushing the allegory further while you’re damned to just the sordid normI’ve got your Seven Sins in hand, you just need to do the mathLeave you six feet Undertale, and that’s on TOP of a WrathBy the way, don’t forget to support me on PatreonZander:
You actually showed up for once? Wow, what a sightAnd I won’t lend you any cash, when all of your Battles ByteMancha:
Don’t talk shit about my series, you forgot your end is NearWhen you haven’t released a thing on this channel in almost two yearsJustin:
Let me slide into this beef like your shitty PNGsWhile your rap Factory’s churning out Hyper hypocrisyMancha:
Justin, cut the crap, since your Twitter’s fallen to shitI’m just surprised you didn’t try to drag Bendy into this!Nathan:
I listened to your lines and I’m surprised, SherlockYou sure know a lot for someone I’ve never heard talkMancha:
Don’t act like that, you all know it’s easy to reach me, NateLiterally all I know about you is that you procrastinate!Frenzy:
Your announcer is enough to make me rub my eardrumsThink your lines are any good? Desite! you’re pretty dumbMancha:
Quit jacking off to Smite, don’t think that you’re standing tall!‘Cause I’ll order pizza and make you pay for it all!Matthew:
Just like your visuals, I’ll be leaving you looking frozen-stiffBitch, I’ll forever be the better animation artistMancha:
You really need to speak when you whisper on the verseI’ll forever be the better Steven UniverseSeth:
With puns and meme culture you’re way over obsessiveI’m Canadian, yet you’re the one who’s more passive aggressiveMancha:
I’ll Bitstrip you of your ego, man I thought you were my friendBut I’ll kick your ass later when we rap battle againMultiSuperVids:
Here’s a hard truth to you, deaf dude, to make your Pride unravelYour mixing makes Friction battles of Cheese Graters and GravelMancha:
Shove it, MonkeySuperVids, you don’t know jack about this gameDude, half of your career is roles that I asked you to playJacob:
It seems in making fiction battles, you’ve wound up detachedYou stole a line from ERB and yet expect to win this matchMancha:
If you casting me as Asian characters seems like the craziestLook at your finishers and editing! Now that’s what I call laziness!Hunter:
Lazy is dead, now my role has been rewrittenCrazy how im spittin against cancerous kids who can’t listenI’mma kidnap these children and stuff their vocal chords inside my kitchenI’mma Fidget like Bridget, shit Glitches enjoys messing with bitches who seem to waste their time doing the same shit!Real talk, this series will end the same way it started:Unoriginal and BasicRLYoshi:
Unoriginal? Yeah, that sums up everything this crew has producedThey’re either shitposting, spreading rumors, or dishing out harassment and abuseNow the Hunter’s become the hunted; Lazy does well to describe your rapsBut credit where it’s due: at least you’re not a little kid who tried to base his channel on MinecraftIvo:
Oh I’ve been dissing you since the start of your daysThen went off to parties and pussy, while you were stuck on ground baseNow I’m back on rock bottom, dissing grown-ass bronies…One of the last on a list of flow-less ERB-phoniesB-Lo Lorbes:
New Challenger Approaching, yeah, the B-Man is here to express out some rageWon’t need a Rap Rant or a full diss rap to prove to you how I was madeI’m a theatre kid, and I’m tellin’ ya’ll, to act your age, it’s like you’re in first gradeAll this drama is the reason I keep losing inspiration into cancelling my series since you bitches can’t think straight!HyperJacob96:
You guys think that you’re better than each other? Let me say this right now: none of you are that great!Anything you guys do, I can do on my own! I don’t need any help with anything I create!Never been in this series, but it’s good that I haven’t, ’cause it’s always been a piece of shitWith only tiny improvements every once in awhile, but will never match up to my level of genius!Liam:
Hanging up my green screen, hey, it’s been a long time! Didn’t know I’m back? Well here’s a fact, I’ve had time to think, like What a huge mess you can’t clean up, guys, you’re delusional, you’ve snapped I’m over this community, I’ll snuff your torches quicker than a group attack!Anthony:
Pretty low lyrics for someone of such tall stature!I should slice you up, stuff you up! Make new plushes out of you bastards!I honestly looked up to you guys, I’m EXTREME-ly dis-satisfied!After all this time you’re mocking me, I’m glad to see this series die!Vinny:
Get this plush obsessed nasally voiced fuck finally to stop talkingLike Villagers vs Sims, it’s time to make room for the real kingI’m Finn-ished with you Anthony, you’re the Community meme!I’d rather watch Zack’s battles before I’d ever watch ERBOExtremeStofferex:
Ehhhh, shut up doc, your notoriety’s nothing next to meYou’re an emo teen who plays SiivaGunner memes to try and fill up your dead livestreamsYou bickering cunts, make my mind up, to never come to AmericaI can say after voicing tons, that none of you have ANY characterMetalFireVA:
Thanks for the shout out Multi, at least I don’t fight people on DiscordStoff, you really helped me, before you didn’t take 6 months to fucking record!They’ll go Epic Rap Battles offf? After I beat you guys down!Stick to being dead on YouTube while I go and take the Sound crown!Yobar:
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… is the reason my face is…So pathetic, your bickering has more meaning than your rapsYou’re tools and parodies with no substance whatsoeverGot exposed by my fellow French community member!Adam:
I’m fucking tired of you all acting like you’re on some high horseWhen the reality is, you’re worse than fucking Infinite Source!Like when Justin couldn’t fit in his pants, you’re all stuck in the past!And when you step in my path all you’ll feel is my wrath!Mat4yo:
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… and thank you for tuning into this episode of Chisel This, I’m Mat4-Froggy:
Alright, that’s ENOUGH you guys. Froggy’s back from the deadAnd I’ve been listening to every single word that you’ve saidThis needs to end. We have to stop this feudBecause right now this battle feels even longer than Season 2What started as a small tribute has transformedInto a rap empire, saturating more and moreThink about it, Just look at how far we’ve comeOur highs and lows, since Vault Boy vs Phelps 1!We were just kids in the dark, way before we jumped the sharkJustin, Nathan and Zander, you were there from the startYou planted the seed, our legacy, this communityWill never leave our hearts, it means the world to meFor half a decade, we’ve been doing the same thing, yoThat’s why this battle is a metaphor for us letting go‘cause it’s our childhood, and I know that it’s scaryBut we’ll move on together! We’re forever a familyAnd no matter all the battles, fights and wars that occurJust remember that we’ll never truly leave each otherBecause One day when we’re grown up and settled with familiesWe’ll look back and think of ERBParodiesAnd remember a piece of us all that won’t diminishBecause this group is still growing and won’t ever be finishedWe all have our faults, so let’s accept that and end thisRemember why this all started, everything is for our friendship!