SNORLAX

[Chorus: Lil Pasty & Juan Ketchum]

2 fat nuts they got me sleeping like I’m Snorlax

Money goin up I’m gettin paper can’t ignore that

Flexing so hard my muscles ya I tore that

Checkin my dms 4 guys like can I get my whore back??

Uhhh no so it’s back to the ropes

We taggin’ in and gettin’ head until she practically choke

I Keep a semi pink motif these lyrics makin you float

I’m a prince you a toad so it’s croak croak croak
[Verse 1: Juan Ketchum]

I be gettin fucky in the rubber ducky bathtub

Pull up by myself you know I’m never needing backup

Zilla vs. Kong, what’s a king to a God?

Knew that monkey was gone as soon as I heard the matchup

Yuh… and now we’re gettin’ real weird

I’m more toxic than leafy when leafywashere

I keep two fingers up look like chief over justice

I look superb and you look like a gungan

Love Ron Swanson because he has a rad stache

Tanjiro ate dominos he gotta go to Bagdad

You smell bad liked you walked out of a porta potty

Lookin outta place like an autobot in an auto body

Stupid little doofus blastin music in a buick

And I’m super ultra mega hyper awesome I’m the coolest (damn)

Ima super powered mutant like a turtle in the sewage

I’m like Anakin you Dooku and my brain is saying do it (do it)[Chorus: Lil Pasty & Juan Ketchum]

2 fat nuts they got me sleeping like I’m Snorlax

Money goin up I’m gettin paper can’t ignore that

Flexing so hard my muscles ya I tore that

Checkin my dms 4 guys like can I get my whore back??

Uhhh no so it’s back to the ropes

We taggin’ in and gettin’ head until she practically choke

I Keep a semi pink motif these lyrics makin you float

I’m a prince you a toad so it’s croak croak croak

[Verse 2: Lil Pasty]

Choke choke choke, got her slobbin’ on me slobbin’ on me

Boat boat boat, jewelry on me cause a huge tsunami

Wrote wrote wrote, past tense I got her riding on me

Woah woah woah, me and Juan we up next ain’t no hiding

Ain’t no hiding we up in yo face about it (sup bitch)

Meme Rap 101 about to blow me up don’t doubt it

Hot box brain so the way I think is clouded (uhm uh yea)

No STDs but green dick I be pounding

Ay sittin’ in my room I’m writing lyrics on a word pad for this song with me and Juan it took 10 minutes i know your mad (spit it)

Cuz its just so effortless

Fly as fuck but featherless (yea)

I like girls with big boobs and cute face its preference (damn)

Givin feats so generous

Pasty run for president

I’ll have so much money that I’ll be replacing Jefferson

I’m out of my element, rocky wrist is sediment (that’s a patek)

I’m making my own path I said fuck a reference (pasty!)[Chorus: Lil Pasty & Juan Ketchum]

2 fat nuts they got me sleeping like I’m Snorlax

Money goin up I’m gettin paper can’t ignore that

Flexing so hard my muscles ya I tore that

Checkin my dms 4 guys like can I get my whore back??

Uhhh no so it’s back to the ropes

We taggin’ in and gettin’ head until she practically choke

I Keep a semi pink motif these lyrics makin you float

I’m a prince you a toad so it’s croak croak croak