Tom will smack your ass
Smack, smack
He could make you mad
Yeah, he's a mad man
He will take you home
Cause he's like that
He will get you hard
Yeah, he's like that

Tom drives a car
It's a FIAT
Fucks you in his car
Like, fuck it's a FIAT
Doesn't get far
Cause he's got no gas in his heart
No T-Rex

Where you gone?
Have you gone to get with Tom, Tom?
Oh oh oh oh
Where you gone?
Have you gone to get with Tom, Tom?

Tom will get you drunk
On the finest wine
With his aunts
(With his aunts)
In the countryside
On their English pride
And they all sit around
Listening to some
Thom Yorke B-sides

Where you gone?
Have you gone to get with Tom, Tom?
(Telling everybody, everybody it's his song, Tom)
Oh oh oh oh
Where you gone?
Have you gone to get with Tom, Tom?
(Sipping rum lying on a chaise-longue, Tom)

Where you gone, have you gone to get with Tom?
(Telling everybody, telling everyone)
Oh oh oh oh
Where you gone?
Have you gone to get with Tom, Tom?
(Where you gone, are you running off with, running off with Tom)

Tom's in the sea again
(Shootin' heroin)
Tom's in the sea again
(Doin' ketamine)

Yeah, where you gone have you gone to get with Tom, Tom
Oh oh oh oh
Yeah, you're gone
Yeah, you're gone to get with Tom

Tom will smack your ass
Smack your ass
Smack your ass baby
Tom will smack your ass
Smack your ass
Smack your ass baby...