"D" in Love

A, B, C
You get D (Just the D in love)

You get A (Yeah, yeah) in Bio-ology
You get A (Yeah, yeah) in Psychology
You're a whiz (Zap) in your Science class
Any quiz (Ya, ya), you're a cinch to pass
But when you're out with me
Baby, you get D (D?), D in love

Smarty cat (Yeah, yeah), you're the teacher's pet
You got brains (Yeah, yeah) that you ain't used yet
You can name (Anything) every president
Yeah, in school (Ya, ya), you're a hundred percent
But when the lights are low, zero
You get D (D?), D in love

Here's your report card
Kissin' (Yeah), you gotta practice nightly
Huggin' (Yeah), you gotta squeeze more tightly
I recommend this-a remedy
A lotsa, lotsa, lotsa, lotsa home work with me

You're an en (Yeah, yeah) cyclopedia
Baby, I (Baby, I) can't get near to ya
I know you know your ABCs
But you flunk (Flunk) in L-O-V-E
You got a high IQ (Yeah), shame on you
You get D (D?), D in love

Here's your report card
Kissin', you gotta practice nightly
Huggin', you gotta squeeze more tightly
I recommend this-a remedy
A lotsa, lotsa, lotsa, lotsa home work with me

You're an en (Yeah, yeah) cyclopedia

Baby, I (Baby, I) can't get near to ya

I know you know your ABCs

But you flunk (Flunk) in L-O-V-E

You got a high IQ (Yeah), shame on you

You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)

You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh, baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Mm-hmm, you get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)

Oh, baby (Ho, ho)

You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)

Mm-hmm, you get B, B in love (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)

Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Mm-hmm, you get B, B in love (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)

You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)

Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)

Mm-hmm, you get B, B in love (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)

You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)

Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Mm-hmm, you get B, B in love (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)

Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)

Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Mm-hmm, you get B, B in love (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Mm-hmm, you get B, B in love (Ho, ho)

You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)

Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Mm-hmm, you get B, B in love (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Ho, ho)
You get D (D?), D in love (Yeah, yeah)
Oh baby (Ho, ho)
You get C, C in love (Yeah, yeah