Ring Ring

Oh, ring-ring, pick up the phone
Ring-ring, is anybody home?
Well, I've only got one call
Before they take me down the hall
Oh, this is just a big old mess
They're trying to get me to confess
But right now, I plead the fifth
I'm not even sure what I did

But I've been on my best behavior
Honestly, I don't remember

But there was something 'bout a pool stick
Something 'bout a fat lip
Something about lipstick on my boyfriend's collar
A few choice words I apparently hollered
In a public place
Somebody got a drink in the face
They said I had to be escorted out
Well, I don't even know what they're talking about

'Cause I've been on my best behavior
Honestly, I don't remember

Ring-ring, pick up the phone
Ring-ring, is anybody home?
Well, I ain't staying here tonight
Well, I mean, what about my rights?
Have you seen this ugly orange suit?
It don't even match my boots
Just who do they think they are?
Oh, I didn't even hit her that hard

Y'all, I've been on my best behavior
And honestly, I don't remember

But there was something 'bout a bar stool
Something 'bout a broke tooth
Well, I swear I don't even know no Linda
Or how her chair got thrown through the window
Just look at me, I couldn't hurt a flea
You know I'm only five foot two
Even in my high heel boots

Plus, I've been on my best behavior
Honestly, I don't remember

Oh y'all, I've been on my best behavior
Honestly, I don't remember
Ring-ring (ring-ring)
I said ring-ring (ring-ring)
Ring-ring, is anybody home?

Anybody?
Y'all gon' come pick me up, right?
Come on, hurry
Please
Well