Actor with a Loaded Gun (Live from Diner)

Did you tell them I was coming
Did you tell them I'm new here
Can we stop and buy some flowers 'cus I feel bad
I just bought beer
But what if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun
Met a girl she's a flourist and oh-so-modest about her career
But her boyfriend could talk for hours he's an ego pioneer
But what if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun
I've been called robotic and intense to name a few
So I'll try my best to be soft around the edges just for you
But what if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun
This isn't a party it's a social interview
It determines heirarchy between the strong and those confused
But what if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun
I'm an actor with a loaded gun