i'm so happy that you finally worked it out
and i'm sooo happy that you met 6 months ago, on my couch
sooo happy that you finally found your type,
and it's friends of mine with hazel eyes
you said you didn't like (huh)

i'm sooo happy that i showed up at this bar
i'm soooo that you said that you had to work, but that's your car
so happy this is how i'm finding out
i love surprises how'd you know
i could call you out but i won't

cause i'm not mad about it
I wont key your car about it
I haven't even thought about it
I wont write a song about it

But one more drink and one more drag
and i'll hand the wheel to my crazy half
I dont wanna ruin your night
But she might

it's so awesome that your shit's still in my room
it's so awesome cause i had no fire wood but now i do
so crazy that you finally found the one cause look at us all hanging out
well isn't this so fun

cause i'm not mad about it!!
I wont key your car about it
I haven't even thought about it
I wont write a song about it

But one more drink and one more drag
and i'll hand the wheel to my crazy half
I dont wanna ruin your night
But she might

haven't even thought about it
i won't run my mouth about it
kick your ass about it

cause i'm not mad about it
I wont key your car about it
I haven't even thought about it
I wont write a song about it

But one more drink and one more drag
and i'll hand the wheel to my crazy half
I dont wanna ruin your night
But she might