[Intro: bh]
Where is he, where is he?
You ain't on the nice list, you ain't get no presents, bitch you on my—

[Verse 1: alottadogs]
He's not the type to stick around (Type, type, to stick around)
He hits the spot, then hits another (He hits the spot, oh, ho-ho-ho)
He's not the type to make some noise (Type, type)
And he doesn't get along with the other boys
He leads the pack, the entourage
Ain't going home, until thе dawn
I don't want much, don't got a list
All I really wanna know is where hе is

[Chorus: alottadogs]
Where's my reindeer boy (Don't want a dasher)
Where's my reindeer boy at (Don't need a vixen)
Where's my reindeer boy ('Cause this Rudolph reindeer boy, where is he?)
Where's my reindeer boy at (Is what I'm missing)

[Refrain: bh]
You ain't on the nice list, you ain't get no presents, bitch you on my—
You ain't on the nice list, you ain't get no presents, bitch you on my—

[Verse 2: ​r u s s e l b u c k]
You call me deer, but I am just a dog (A dog)
I'm not Rudolph, but my nose will guide us through the fog (Yeah)
Just tug my leash, and show me where to fly (Fly)
A doe, a deer, that's a doggy in the sky (Sky)
I can be a deer, I can be a dog
I'm not afraid, I'll bark em out
I can be a deer, I can be a dog
I'm dumb and loyal, we’ll figure it out yeah

[Chorus: alottadogs & r u s s e l b u c k]
Where's my reindeer boy (I'm your reindeer boy)
Where's my reindeer boy at (I'm your doggy boy)
Where's my reindeer boy (I'm your reindeer boy)
Where's my reindeer boy at (I'm your doggy boy)

[Bridge: bh]
Don't want a Dasher
Don't need a Vixen
'Cause this Rudolph reindeer boy (Where is he?)
Is what I'm missing

[Outro: bh]
If you're on the naughty list, put your fuckin' hands up, put your fuckin'—
If you're on the naughty list—