Enjoy the Ride

Wait, am I about to get a song? My own song? I am!
When it comes to love and romance
I've never left a thing to chance
Stiffer than a froggy in formaldehyde
Now it's time to enjoy the ride
It's in my range and everything!
What about plans you've made?
Plans are for sissies
I've heard you've never strayed
Just gimme some kissies
Always used to let my conscience be my guide
Now it's time to enjoy the ride
Effortless
Effortless
This is so effing effortless
I wanna taste the things I've never tasted
Wow, your pants are really high-waisted
What about bein' good?
I wanna be bad now
Doin' the things you should?
What are you, my dad now?
Bring on all the fun that I have been denied
Now it's time to enjoy the ride
Boink, boink!
Yeah!