My fortune is my face: Laughing, crying, smiling
Look upon this face: Wistful, scornful, and beguiling
Right profile, left profile, three-quarters, and full face
Perfect: every angle right. Cameraman's delight

32 dazzling teeth: a sight divine
32. One of them is almost mine

My fortune is my face: Manly, boyish, leering
All this in one face: Eager, evil, and endearing
Right profile, left profile, a face unique from any view
When this face is gone, gone is fortune too

[spoken]
All right face keep it up, keep working. There's a lot depending upon you. Whole gambling syndicate can't keeping going on without you. Two ex-wives and all that alimony and three kids and all their teeth to be fixed. Teeth! Stretching for miles and miles into the horizon!

(sung)
Right profile, left profile, three-quarters, and full face
So pin it up with tacks and fill it out with wax
Oh, what an actor. Long live Max Factor and this face