I'm walking barefoot now, I'm sick of this
I throw my guard boots over my sholder
I've done a bear-feeding, I'm sick of this
Supervised a schoolkid's group trip

This hornless rhino, isn't it innocent?
Didn't I just clean up that mess in its cell?
Still got some pig-poo-poo on my polo shirt
Seal leaps through that loop in that fishtank
Aaah

Back and forth bars
Wildlife park
Pet-tiger
I'm ferret keeper

Ey!
Take us to the ranch
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags

Finished that tour, I locked up, called it a day
I chopped that apples for lil' turtle babes
I washed the pool and the pond and the fishtank
You've waited all these hours, lonley shark Ed

Back and forth bars
Wildlife park
Pet-tiger
In my golf car

Ey!
Take us to the ranch
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags
Ey!
Take us to the ranch
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags

Goose my suzuki, gun the engine up
My colleges drive Zoes, you nerdy twats
Got my goat-goodies
Sprinkling it out
Doin' secret breeding programmes
In the turtle house
Eeh

Ey! take us to the ranch
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags
Ey! take us to the ranch
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags
Cargo pants
Goat-goodies in its bags
Cargo pants