Martini me fatso, I can't die
I'm kickin' up your dollhouse
Furniture's falling out into the sky
Martini me fatso

Martini me fatso, I can't die
I'm pickin' up your dollhouse
Furniture's falling out into the sky
Martini me fatso

I can't die (I can't die)
I can't die (I can't die)
I can't die (I can't die)

Pick up a tiny bed, and call me with your mouth, please
If I'm getting kicked out, I'm takin' my harmonica
Pick up a tiny bed, and call me with your mouth, please
If I'm getting kicked out, I'm takin' my harmonica

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax
'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax
Wrapped in wax

I can't die (I can't die)
I can't die (I can't die)
I can't die (I can't die)

Hey man, can't you see me? Then why won't you answer me?
Hey man, why won't you answer? I wanna know
Why, why would you promise her to me?
Yeah, I wanna know
Why, why would you promise her to me?

Martini me fatso, I can't die
I'm kickin' up your dollhouse
Furniture's falling out into the sky
Martini me fatso

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax
'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax
Wrapped in wax
Why would you promise her, why would you promise her to me?
Wrapped in wax
Why would you promise her, why would you promise her to me?

'Cause Monica's my baby, and I keep her in my pocket wrapped in wax
Wrapped in wax
Why would you promise her, why would you promise her to me?
Wrapped in wax
Why would you promise her, why would you promise her to me?
Wrapped in wax

Why would you promise her, why would you promise her to me?
Wrapped in wax
Why would you promise her, why would you promise her to me?

I can't die
I can't die
I can't die