I'm Not A Thief, I'm A Treasure Hunter - Live at The Glasshouse

So this next song is about all the
Dirty things that go on in the bedroom

So for those of you who like sex, let's hear about it
There we go
We're gonna need a little bit of crowd
Participation in the beginning of this song
Can you guys do that for us?

What we wanna do is on the count of four
Start jumping up and down with us
Let's see you guys all fucking moving
Are you ready?
Lift those fucking feet off the ground right now, guys
Let's get a fucking jump going
This song is called "I'm Not a Thief, I'm a Treasure Hunter"
One, two, three, four!

I skimmed along through life

Wasn't a special kind of girl
I never felt so alive
Until I figured you out (Until I figured you out)
Your words on the bed sheets
Your eyes leave me breathless
My demons take their swing
You're deadly
I'll eat your throat away

I never felt so alive
Until I figured you out (Until I figured you out)

I've got the moves (You think)
But the thorn in my side just makes me go
I know you know what's going on
And I know you know what's going on
Girl, what is me without you?

Breathe easy, the doctors are about to arrive
Don't try to run, you can't escape my arms
Let's take the last one home
Let's take the last one home

What a night in the crater
I've got the moves (You think)
But the thorn in my side just makes me go
I know you know what's going on
And I know you know what's going on
Girl, what is me without you?

Breathe easy, the doctors are about to arrive
Tell me, what's it like?
Tell me, what's it like?
Breathe easy, the doctors are about to arrive
Don't wanna pass you by
When the truth is that I've taken your life
Breathe easy, the doctors are about to arrive
And now I'm alive