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Cowboy On Aisle Three by Adult DVD album cover

Cowboy On Aisle Three

by Adult DVD

Lyrics
I'm just a cowboy down on aisle three
You're all at the checkouts looking at me
I'm just a cowboy down on aisle three
You're all at the checkouts looking at me

He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck

He's doing up his boots, fixing his hat
Tin of beans in his holster, he's not paying for that
He's in the fridge section, and he's looking for tea
Chilled salmon's too expensive, so it's frozen red meat

Everyone is staring and he's crying on the floor
And his wife just left him as she said out thΠ΅ door
"I'm a social butterfly but you're a moth with mates
And wΠ΅'ll never be compatible, so how does that taste?"

I'm just a cowboy down on aisle three
You're all at the checkouts looking at me
I'm just a cowboy down on aisle three
You're all at the checkouts looking at me

He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck

He's winking at the nans, blowing kisses at the mums
He wants somebody rich with unlimited funds
His horse is getting screamed at whilst it's parked outside
People try and get past but it's over the lines

I'm just a cowboy down on aisle three
You're all at the checkouts looking at me
I'm just a cowboy down on aisle three
You're all at the checkouts looking at me

He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck
He's just a cowboy checking out down on his luck

Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out
Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out
Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out
Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out

Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out
Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out
Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out
Checking out, checking out, checking out, checking out