Dogs In The Sun

I met an illustrator
With a pet alligator
Said he cried crocodile tears
And the vet bills were getting dear
But he knew of a loan shark
With a home aquarium
I didn't have a ticket
But he let me in
I didn't have a ticket
He said just go in

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen
Go out in the sun, the midday sun
Only mad dogs, and Englishmen
Go out in the sun, the midday sun

I knew a ventriloquist
But she lied through her teeth
Now I need some honesty
So she showed me the best policy
And the еnd of the day
It's the start of a new onе
I'd be sitting on the grass
With an eye on the beach

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen
Go out in the sun, the midday sun
Only mad dogs, and Englishmen
Go out in the sun, the midday sun
Only mad dogs, and Englishmen
Go out in the sun, the midday sun
Only mad dogs, and Englishmen
Go out in the sun, the midday sun