Lyrics
Hallo
And, Who am I?
I'm Detective Alice
Ha-ha-ha-ha
SoundCloud is not your dating app
The best dating app, in my opinion, is Instagram
That's how I found you, that's how you found me
You posted and deleted
Girl, you know I'm gonna see it
Notifs' on, world out
My USB cord is ten meters long
In my bed, on my grind
Looking through your tagged at 3AM
I got time
I don't care
'Cause my skin is so thick
So sick, so thick
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl's cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
So, that's your ex-girl (Wow)
And how do I know that?
You said she does music, and her location's LA
'Just did a writing camp up in Santa Fe
Wow, she's signed
To the people that I didn't like (No, no, no)
Huh, that's a nice car
Guess her money will make a star?
I got time
I don't care
'Cause my skin is so thick
So sick, so thick
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl's cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
Do you know who I am?
Detective Alice, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Yeah, she's clocked in
Eating chips with pansexuals (There's a lot of them)
Sexuality spectrum is real
Did you not know?
Now you know, right?
Good
Intense detective work
'Round of applause
And, Who am I?
I'm Detective Alice
Ha-ha-ha-ha
SoundCloud is not your dating app
The best dating app, in my opinion, is Instagram
That's how I found you, that's how you found me
You posted and deleted
Girl, you know I'm gonna see it
Notifs' on, world out
My USB cord is ten meters long
In my bed, on my grind
Looking through your tagged at 3AM
I got time
I don't care
'Cause my skin is so thick
So sick, so thick
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl's cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
So, that's your ex-girl (Wow)
And how do I know that?
You said she does music, and her location's LA
'Just did a writing camp up in Santa Fe
Wow, she's signed
To the people that I didn't like (No, no, no)
Huh, that's a nice car
Guess her money will make a star?
I got time
I don't care
'Cause my skin is so thick
So sick, so thick
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl's cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
Do you know who I am?
Detective Alice, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Yeah, she's clocked in
Eating chips with pansexuals (There's a lot of them)
Sexuality spectrum is real
Did you not know?
Now you know, right?
Good
Intense detective work
'Round of applause