Lyrics
[Eminem]
Life handed me lemons
I jumped back into the public eye and squirted lemon juice in it
By now you just wish Iād fucking die but I electrify
Get electrocuted, executed by an executioner of my flow too quick for the human eye to detect zooming by
Guess who, whatās happening guys?
They told me to shit, I fell off that pot
Hopped right back up on that crapper and I
Said āfuck Itā with a capital I
Look whoās back to antagonize
You donāt like it? You can eat shit, fuck off little faggot and die
You're right back like a maggot on my dick grabbing at my shit, better get to the back of the line
You wanna get your shot at me what kinda crap is that
Battle, what kind of rapper would I be before I let another rapper think heās hot
Iāll bury my face in his stinky twat and go alalalala
Girl my head space is limited, aināt even room in the back of my mind
Thatās why I aināt thinking about you, I donāt got time and I told you a thousand times
So how can I find the time to put an alkaline battery in Royceās back and at the same time put juice in mine?
Goddamnit Slaughterhouse is signed
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Crooked I]
Iām a menace villain, my pen is sitting spilling, my lyrics killing
Then I let you witness shit when it hit the ceiling
The niggas willing to give the listeners the sickest feeling
Like mixing some Benadryl and penicillin
Then Iām filling the clip with a written
Can you picture my pistol drilling?
A million women and children when Iām illing
But it isnāt real, itās a rap
On the real, itās a wrap
How could you possibly stop the Apocalypse
When Iām atomic bombing the populous
Shock the metropolis hostile as a kid
Popping the Glock at his moms and his pops
Then he hops in his drop with his iPod rocking the Slaughterish
Documentation and lyrics I write with confidence
Write like a columnist slash novelist
Iām in this game to demolish, establish my dominance
Over prominent rappers you popping shit till you opposite
I can spit ominous so spit politics now Iām Haile Selassie, Gandhi, and Pac of this hip hop genre, bitch
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Royce da 5'9'']
Lyrically Iām a cocaine Altoid
Ability told brain itās a no brain bout boy
Physically Iām literally a cocaine cowboy
Wait wait, did I just go almost four bars without talking about my big dick?
The other day me and your thick bitch had a great date and we ate cake
And then we walked and then she tried to jack me off but she lost
Cause she couldnāt handle my shake weight, wait I sweared
Irony of Ryan is I am bipolar while Iām rhyming standing beside a big old white bear
Neither one of us fight fair, you are literally looking at Woody and Wesley in a movie
With a white boy aināt got to jump no where cause Iām here
Nigga Iām on fire yeah and Iām every bitchās dream
One, two Iām coming for you, Iām a big old (big old) Nightmare!
Nigga this the slaughter stepping up
Iāll pretty much slap your ass and tell you to shut the fuck up
After that Iāll slap your ass again and tell you to shut the fuck up shutting up
And thatās how you body a fucking beat
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Joell Ortiz]
I should be the one that goes slow
Get a stopwatch, clock my flow
Hit the button on top watch the drug drop
O O dot dot O, Yaowa
When I drop I go outer space
Blackout like Darth Vaderās face
Placed in a molten shower
Say something and get them proper
Mama poppa pouring out vodka
Mama Mia, Em pass me the scissors there's visitors in the Slaughterhouse casa
Better jet boy,better jet boy G4 chrome, better jet boy Mark Sanchez, Santanio Holmes
Iām not just any old homeboy
Sitting in a lab picking up a pad
I be spitting bad, Iāmma get you mad with this gift I have
Lord duck sufferin succatash when the trigger blast Iāmma put your beak on your fitted hat
Where the liquor at? Sip of yak
Bad bitch and a vicious track I relididax
Sly Pro tools to boast Joe smooth I coast to the West like weāre crooked of living at
New York hereās a piggyback ride to the motherland
Hold on brotherman, on the other hand get down
Iām gutter fam, gun butt you with the Eagle handle Cunningham
I donāt wanna talk, I just wanna beef
I donāt want a piece, I want it all baby boy
I donāt wanna eat, I wanna feast stuff my cheeks wit raw pieces of shit
You done weak, Iām the one, capiche?
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Joe Budden]
Insane what they call us
How you married to the game but you probably shouldnāt have came to the altar
Every bar like propane for the sawed-off, using ? to forge you
Eminem, Mr. Porter, slaughter my sentiment's imminent torture
All of you feminine marauders, thatās women at war
Men will assault you, Tommy's and bats that resemble Lasorda
Kidnap your trembling daughter, at least a quarter
Iām administering supporters, got an aura more like Sodom and Gomorrah
Normally somethingās wrong with me
Claiming a quantity of the porn I see on the pause to me
When I fix the game theyāll think shit came with a warranty
How the fuck are they gonna stop when I was born to be
Corner me, shit belong to me, two choices, you can get along with me
Or sit your faggot ass right there in dormancy
Wait, all you missing is heels to be RuPaul
Aināt nobody thatās real ever knew yāall
Second to none and Iām dealing with Marshall
This time I never come down, deal with the blue balls
You aināt gotta fear me but youāll respect me
Niggas who never met me threaten me, want to gillete me
coming to a sword fight against a machete
Swinging spaghetti like itās heavy some said he deserve an ESPY
In a Chevy like Andretti, put the Dezzy where his chest be
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
Life handed me lemons
I jumped back into the public eye and squirted lemon juice in it
By now you just wish Iād fucking die but I electrify
Get electrocuted, executed by an executioner of my flow too quick for the human eye to detect zooming by
Guess who, whatās happening guys?
They told me to shit, I fell off that pot
Hopped right back up on that crapper and I
Said āfuck Itā with a capital I
Look whoās back to antagonize
You donāt like it? You can eat shit, fuck off little faggot and die
You're right back like a maggot on my dick grabbing at my shit, better get to the back of the line
You wanna get your shot at me what kinda crap is that
Battle, what kind of rapper would I be before I let another rapper think heās hot
Iāll bury my face in his stinky twat and go alalalala
Girl my head space is limited, aināt even room in the back of my mind
Thatās why I aināt thinking about you, I donāt got time and I told you a thousand times
So how can I find the time to put an alkaline battery in Royceās back and at the same time put juice in mine?
Goddamnit Slaughterhouse is signed
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Crooked I]
Iām a menace villain, my pen is sitting spilling, my lyrics killing
Then I let you witness shit when it hit the ceiling
The niggas willing to give the listeners the sickest feeling
Like mixing some Benadryl and penicillin
Then Iām filling the clip with a written
Can you picture my pistol drilling?
A million women and children when Iām illing
But it isnāt real, itās a rap
On the real, itās a wrap
How could you possibly stop the Apocalypse
When Iām atomic bombing the populous
Shock the metropolis hostile as a kid
Popping the Glock at his moms and his pops
Then he hops in his drop with his iPod rocking the Slaughterish
Documentation and lyrics I write with confidence
Write like a columnist slash novelist
Iām in this game to demolish, establish my dominance
Over prominent rappers you popping shit till you opposite
I can spit ominous so spit politics now Iām Haile Selassie, Gandhi, and Pac of this hip hop genre, bitch
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Royce da 5'9'']
Lyrically Iām a cocaine Altoid
Ability told brain itās a no brain bout boy
Physically Iām literally a cocaine cowboy
Wait wait, did I just go almost four bars without talking about my big dick?
The other day me and your thick bitch had a great date and we ate cake
And then we walked and then she tried to jack me off but she lost
Cause she couldnāt handle my shake weight, wait I sweared
Irony of Ryan is I am bipolar while Iām rhyming standing beside a big old white bear
Neither one of us fight fair, you are literally looking at Woody and Wesley in a movie
With a white boy aināt got to jump no where cause Iām here
Nigga Iām on fire yeah and Iām every bitchās dream
One, two Iām coming for you, Iām a big old (big old) Nightmare!
Nigga this the slaughter stepping up
Iāll pretty much slap your ass and tell you to shut the fuck up
After that Iāll slap your ass again and tell you to shut the fuck up shutting up
And thatās how you body a fucking beat
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Joell Ortiz]
I should be the one that goes slow
Get a stopwatch, clock my flow
Hit the button on top watch the drug drop
O O dot dot O, Yaowa
When I drop I go outer space
Blackout like Darth Vaderās face
Placed in a molten shower
Say something and get them proper
Mama poppa pouring out vodka
Mama Mia, Em pass me the scissors there's visitors in the Slaughterhouse casa
Better jet boy,better jet boy G4 chrome, better jet boy Mark Sanchez, Santanio Holmes
Iām not just any old homeboy
Sitting in a lab picking up a pad
I be spitting bad, Iāmma get you mad with this gift I have
Lord duck sufferin succatash when the trigger blast Iāmma put your beak on your fitted hat
Where the liquor at? Sip of yak
Bad bitch and a vicious track I relididax
Sly Pro tools to boast Joe smooth I coast to the West like weāre crooked of living at
New York hereās a piggyback ride to the motherland
Hold on brotherman, on the other hand get down
Iām gutter fam, gun butt you with the Eagle handle Cunningham
I donāt wanna talk, I just wanna beef
I donāt want a piece, I want it all baby boy
I donāt wanna eat, I wanna feast stuff my cheeks wit raw pieces of shit
You done weak, Iām the one, capiche?
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
[Joe Budden]
Insane what they call us
How you married to the game but you probably shouldnāt have came to the altar
Every bar like propane for the sawed-off, using ? to forge you
Eminem, Mr. Porter, slaughter my sentiment's imminent torture
All of you feminine marauders, thatās women at war
Men will assault you, Tommy's and bats that resemble Lasorda
Kidnap your trembling daughter, at least a quarter
Iām administering supporters, got an aura more like Sodom and Gomorrah
Normally somethingās wrong with me
Claiming a quantity of the porn I see on the pause to me
When I fix the game theyāll think shit came with a warranty
How the fuck are they gonna stop when I was born to be
Corner me, shit belong to me, two choices, you can get along with me
Or sit your faggot ass right there in dormancy
Wait, all you missing is heels to be RuPaul
Aināt nobody thatās real ever knew yāall
Second to none and Iām dealing with Marshall
This time I never come down, deal with the blue balls
You aināt gotta fear me but youāll respect me
Niggas who never met me threaten me, want to gillete me
coming to a sword fight against a machete
Swinging spaghetti like itās heavy some said he deserve an ESPY
In a Chevy like Andretti, put the Dezzy where his chest be
SLAUGHTERHOUSE