Alternative Rap
Busy Buzzy Bees
by Dan Bull
Release Date:
2023-05-25
Lyrics
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Hey,
I'm a worker.
Never Lazy.
I buzz and bumble.
So call me a bee.
It is a lovely morning
For busy buzzing, swarming
Collecting nectar
And preforming upon a recording.
I beez the best in the buzz bars biz
Black and yellow jacket
This is a high vis
The hive is where I live
If you want to visit
BZZZ BZZZ
Come on in
Welcome to our humble home
Have a cup of honey tea
And then let's get ready to bumble
OH
Bees bees
Buzzy buzzy bees bees
Buzzy buzzy bees bees
Buzzy buzzy buzzy buzzy buzzy buzzy bees bees
Buzzy buzzy bees bees
Buzzy buzzy bees bees
Buzzy buzzy bees bees Bees Bees Bees
I'm an essential part of the ecosystem
Yet receive no credit
I'm looking for pollen
And pulling apart all the petals I can
Just to get it
I'm a hyperactive little type
Just like an apple twist
And a pack of skittles
That'll get you twitching
Like an actual disrespectful doctor lecter
That's collecting lots of nectar
That we'll next bring back to the nest
Sting any threat that stops us
Hecticopters
Hexapodic
(That's a fancy word meaning 'six legged')
Choppers
Bees are very fond of Peter Fonda's Scenes
With Dennis Hopper
We're beezy riders
glide between the trees
Astride the breeze
Because you see there's nothing quite as nice and sweet
As the life of bees
We're thieving all the sweetness
And leave you with just the stevia
But it's insufficient
You'll receive hypoglycemia
From here to polynesia
No one gets pollen easier
Apologies if you have allergies
'Cause you'll be sneezier
There's so many bees here
(Please count them at your leisure)
This song was written with a lot of help
From wikibeedia
Bombus Mirus
Bombus Mccidentalis
Bombus Mixtus
Bombus Brachycephalus
Bombus Kotzschi
Bombus Deuteronymus
Bombus Crotchii
Bombus Fervidus Californicus
Bombus Pensylvanicus Sonorus
Bombus Haemorrhoidalis
OUCH
Bombus Ruderatus
Bombus Cullumanus
Bombus Cockerelli
Bombus Mlokosievitzii
Bombus Maxillosus
Bombus Bellicosus
Bombus Monozonus
Bombus Vosnesenskii
Bombus Avinoviellus
Bombus Asiaticus
Bombus Morawitzianus
Bombus Rufofasciatus
Bombus Semenovianus
Bombus Pensylvanicus
Bombus Exil
Bombus Pressus
Bombus Pseudobaicalensis
Bombus Longipennis
Bees bees
Busy busy bees bees
Busy busy bees bees
Busy busy busy busy bees bees
Busy busy bees bees
Busy busy bees bees
Busy busy bees bees bees bees bees
We take the pollen home
But hold on
Whoa
Can you even believe this?
We bees, it seems, have been besieged
By sneaks who seek to seize our sweetness
Hey Steve Honey
How's it hanging?
Hiya sweetie
See we'd advise you leave our hive
Or you might die a bee tease
Wu-Tang killa beez
Protect your nectar diligently
Militantly
We'll increase your fear and grief
Significantly
Bored of all this mumble rap
Of course we're bringing bumble back
That's not a boast or humble brag
I'm buffing up your pumpkin patch
I'll sting you on the bum for laughs
HA HA HA HA
I stung your ass
You're trembling like a rumble pak
So stumble back through the jungle map
Straight to your base and don't come back
We've had enough of this malarkey
I spot some pampas grass
Perhaps we'll have a stingers party
Bees Bees
Belligerent Bees Bees
Bothered and displeased bees
Bollocks bugger off
You bloody bastard buzzy bees bees
Belligerent Bees Bees
Bothered and displeased bees
bloody bastard bees bees bees bees bees
Sting with me
Sting them in the rear
Sting them in the ass
Sting them in their derriére
And while an exciteable bee's in your bonnet
just try reciting a shakespearean sonnet
"My honey lost, and I, a dronelike bee, have no prefection
Of my summer left,
But robbed and ransacked by injurious theft."
"To be or not to be"
That's not two bees, though
Look, it's three
And triple stinger penetration's
Probably not your cup of tea
Oh my Good gracious
It's unwise that I should say this
But we'll swell your cheeks like Miles Davis
Wait
BRB
I need apis
then I sniff a lovely flower
I'm getting randy, rather
I'm mister larva larva
Love a bit of of how's your father
Bees bees
Lovey dovey bees bees
Lovey dovey bees bees
Lovey dovey lovey dovey bees bees
Baby baby bees bees
Baby baby bees bees
Baby baby bees bees...
Bees bees
Buzzy busy bees bees
Busy buzzy bees bees
Lovey dovey gary busy making baby bees bees
Very bougie bees bees
bitchy bossy bees bees
Busy buzzy bees
