It's Hard To Believe I'm Not

It's hard to believe I'm not falling out of a plane
And with all of the stuff I've got I can't do it again
I'm insured
It's hard to believe I'm not really made of green cheese
And it's hard to believe I'm not hiding out in the trees
On the common
I'm always prepared to be horribly scared of reality
It's hard to believe I'm not setting fire to an icicle
And hard to believe I'm not riding 'round on a tricycle
Lately
But ice doesn't burn in a Japanese urn
It's reality
It's hard to believe I'm not out on Norbury station
And hard to believe I'm not even fighting inflation
It's hard to believe I'm not
(Not really)
It's hard to believe I'm not
(Not really hard)
Going down through a drain leading out of my brain
And I'm leaving a stain on reality
It's hard to believe I'm not even out of my head
And it's hard to believe I'm not only sober instead
'Cause it's hard to believe I'm not
(Not really)
Yeah, it's hard to believe I'm not
(Not really)
It's hard to believe I'm not
(Not really)
It's hard to believe I'm not
(Not really)