One More Last Chance

She was standing at my front door
When I came home last night
The good book in her left hand
And a rollin' pin in the right
She said, "You've come home for the last time
With the whiskey on your breath"
Said, "If you don't listen to my preachin', boy
I'm goin' to have to beat you half to death"
Give me just one more last chance
Before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy, baby
It's the best that I can do
We're just some good ol' boys, a makin' noise
I ain't a runnin' around on you
So give me just one more last chance
Before you say we're through
First she hid my glasses
Because she knows that I can't see
Said, "You ain't goin' nowhere, boy
Till you spend a little time with me"
And when the boys called from the honky-tonk
Said, "There's a party goin' on down here"
Well, she might've took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere
Give me just one more last chance
Before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy, baby
It's the best that I can do
We're just some good ol' boys, a makin' noise
I ain't a runnin' around on you
So give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we're through
Give me just one more last chance
Before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy, baby
It's the best that I can do
We're just some good ol' boys a makin' noise
I ain't a runnin' around on you
So give me just one more last chance
Before you say we're through
Give me just one more last chance
Before you say we're through