T-pain -Chopped  N  Skrewed
Yayyy!Yeah-yeahhh
Whoahhhhhhhh
Uhh,now,now  shorty
Now,now,now  shorty
Now-now,now  shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me
Shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me
Shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me
Yeahhhh,yeahhh  yeahhh
T-Pain]
Have  you  ever  seen
a  dimepiece  all  alone  at  the  mall (mall,mall)
Straight  out  of  a  magazine
and  you  just  wanna  let  her  know  who  you  are (are,are)
So  you  say "Let  me  buy  you  a  drink  or  a  lil'conversation
if  that's  what  you  wanna  do"(do,do)
Then  she  says "Love  is  about  to  end"
Then  you  say "Why  don'tcha  come  to  my  crib?"
Then  she  says "I  can't  leave  my  friends"
Chorus]
Now  you've  officially  been  chopped  and  screwed
Screwed  screwed,chopped-chopped  and  screwed
You've  officially  been (damn  damn)screwed
(Damn)'ewed,'ewed,chopped,screwed-screwed
You've  officially  been  chopped  and  screwed
(Damn  damn)screwed,chopped  screwed-screwed
You've  officially  been  s--c--r--e--w--e--d
Screwed,screwed-screwed,chopped-chopped  and  screwed
You've  officially  been (damn  damn)screwed
Shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me {Yes~!}
Shorty-shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty  don't  screw  me {Chopped  and  screwed}
Shorty-shorty  don't  chop  me,shorty-shorty  don't  screw  me {Hey  yeahh}
Shorty  don't  chop  me,don't-don't  screw  me
T-Pain]
Have  you  ever  been  in  the  V.I.P.room
of  your  favorite  strip  club?(club,club)
And  you  got  a  shawty  all  on  you  kissin  all  on  yo'neck
Makin  you  feel  like  she's  so  in  love (love,love)
Now  you  done  got  you  a  couple  drinks
and  you're  feelin  like  it's 'bout  that  time  to  cut  her  up (up,up)
Then  you  say "Shawty,what's  really  up?"She  takes  a  big  sip  out  your  cup
And  says "That'll  be  sixty  bucks!"
Chorus]-first  half  only
Ludacris]
Luda-Luda!Hahahaha
Now-now-now  shawty  why  you  actin  like  that,like  that
like  all  you  ever  really  wanna  do  is  just  doubt  me
Ludacris,Pain-Pain  live  without 'em
But  even  mo'I  bet  you  really  can't  live  without  me
You-you  musta  flipped  yo'wig
You've  gotta  be  out  yo'mind
I'll  chop-chop-chop  you,screw  you
screw  you,outta  yo',outta  yo'spine
Backbreaker,put  you  over  my  knee
Put  you  on  punishment  woman  and  spank  you
Have  you  praisin  the  Lord  like  THANK  YOU
THANK  YOU  THANK  YOU,Lord  I  wanna  THANK  YOU (JESUS~!)
But  have  you  ever  met  a  woman  that'll  lead  you  on
and  steer  you  wrong  instead  of  please  you?(Yup!)
Have  you  singin  this  song,cause  all  night  long
she  do  nothin  but  flirt  and  tease  you?(Yup!)
Well  I  gotta  admit  that  I  have
Put  one  in  the  air,sit  back  and  I'll  laugh
Shawty  why  you  insist  on  doin  me  that  bad?
Probably  cause  of  the  amount  of  booty  that  I've  grabbed
comin  back  to  haunt  me
So  instead  of  bein  put  into  submission  and  subdued
(What  happened?)Guess  what?{Dawg}