I Thought I Was the Only One

Oh, I love rhubarb squares
You do? Me too
How interesting
Yes
You say that you love rhubarb squares
Okay, I do love rhubarb squares
Year after year, they don't get bought
I thought I was the only one
The ways I thrill for French eclairs
Some days I'd kill for French eclairs
Especially if they're apricot
I thought I was the only one
It seems we were meant to be pals in this life
For there are things that a gent can't enjoy with his wife
And incidentally
Oh, how I ache for flambéed pears
The vows I'd break for flambéed pears
All these things that we crave
We must try to be brave
I thought I was the only
Not that I was lonely
I thought I was the only
Uh-uh-uh, Howard, don't forget your diet
We don't want to have to get your fat pants down from the attic again
Oh, sorry, Mildred
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