Let's Pretend

And it might seem unorthodox

But I am trying to remove all traces
Of your personality

So I'm sending you a box

Full of stuff you left when you decided
That you'd had enough of me

So here are your things starting with a pair of earrings

And I just bet this is your Corrs cassette

It might sound a little lame

But we had something so good
That I don't want to remember any more

Because whatever it became

It started out as something
That I've never quite experienced before

I put this in because it looked feminine

I'm not quite sure if it was mine or yours

Can we pretend we never met

Pretend there's nothing to forget

Can we pretend we weren't in love

Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of

And now that I've begun

I'm finding things everywhere

When I think that I am done

I'll find some underwear

Can we pretend we never met

Pretend there's nothing to forget

Can we pretend we weren't in love

Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of