Don't Mutilate My Mink

We've had a fancy dinner
We've gambled on the town
You come in as a winner
You say, "Now we play around"
But don't want to share a taxi
Don't want another drink
You'll do just fine without me
Don't mutilate my mink

Don't mutilate my mink
Don't mutilate my mink
Don't mutilate my mink

There's snow on my stilettos
I think it's time to part
This game you want to finish
I don't even want to start
Don't tell me that I'm frigid
Don't try to make me think
I'll do just fine without you
Don't mutilate my mink

Don't mutilate my mink
Don't mutilate my mink
Don't mutilate my mink

My nightdress is expensive
Don't want to see it soiled
My heart is pretty tender
Don't want to see it broiled
Don't want to start my morning
With your traces on my sink
You'll do just fine without me
Don't mutilate my mink

Don't mutilate my mink
Don't mutilate my mink
Don't mutilate my mink