Lyrics
What would you say to your son?
That's the problem, you see
Anything I could say he already knows
'Cause I said all the things
That a dad's supposed to say
I was talking when I should have listened
And then my boy ran away
That's the problem, you see
It's me
No, um, I-I'm me
No... It's me
But... yeah, that's what I call myself
Oh, come on, get with it
It's me, Phillip J. Bonecrunch
You're my daddleton and I'm your
My... my sonnleton?
Oh wait, it's you (It's me)
It's really you
And there's so much that I would like to say to you
Now that you're listening (Wait, you can talk now?)
I can talk now, Dad
I always could
In perfect sentences
But you never seemed to wanna hear
The things I had to say
And now we're two guys in a hole
A daddy and his Stabby
That's the problem, you see
Anything I could say he already knows
'Cause I said all the things
That a dad's supposed to say
I was talking when I should have listened
And then my boy ran away
That's the problem, you see
It's me
No, um, I-I'm me
No... It's me
But... yeah, that's what I call myself
Oh, come on, get with it
It's me, Phillip J. Bonecrunch
You're my daddleton and I'm your
My... my sonnleton?
Oh wait, it's you (It's me)
It's really you
And there's so much that I would like to say to you
Now that you're listening (Wait, you can talk now?)
I can talk now, Dad
I always could
In perfect sentences
But you never seemed to wanna hear
The things I had to say
And now we're two guys in a hole
A daddy and his Stabby