Skit#1: Bottle of Wine

You love the booze, don't ya? You love to drink
I do
You booze 'til you snooze
Dude, let me tell ya somethin' (Oh yeah, I like that)
I will never quit drinking
I will never quit drinking
I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy
Enough so that I can always drink (Oh yeah, I like that)
I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail
Seeing a sunset with a cocktail
Having friends walk into your house with
A bottle of wine (Oh yeah, I like that)
Getting on a plane, "Can I get you something?"
"Double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks"
I love the moment someone says, "Hey we should get a drink"
And you, and you're not supposed to (Oh yeah)
That feeling, it's like a first kiss
You don't get to have first kisses when you're married
You get to have those first drinks
At a brunch, someone goes, "Should we do mimosas?"
And then the waiter goes, "Actually we have bottomless mimosas"
And you're like, "This is gonna be the
Best day ever" (Oh yeah, I like that)

Dude, you just hyped me the fuck up
You just hyped me up, bro
That was like a locker room speech
It was pretty inspirational