But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
Just last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said hello
She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
But by the way sweetheart what's your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
I said my name is the Prince and she said why
I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy
But enough about me yo let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
She ask me did I like her I said well kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo Clancy we got him)
But it wasn't my fault
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I was in a bar one Friday night
Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me she pat me close that's when she got bold
She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn't happen to often
But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Yo man you think they see your point
I don't know I don't think they really do
I think you should give 'em another example
Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here
I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
(I'm wit it)
It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
(Yeah)
Aight fine see you then Betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox
Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said I need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says let's go
Go where go to sleep I'm gone
I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
Man first your parents just don't understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
I know why me man why me
What's next
Now these girls man you know how it is
Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em
🎵 80s 100 Hits - Volume 2
by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prin...
I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)
Whitney Houston
I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)
George Michael
(I've Had) The Time of My Life (From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack)
Bill Medley
Smooth Operator (Single Version)
Sade
Eternal Flame
The Bangles
Wishing Well
Sananda Maitreya
Lily Was Here (feat. Candy Dulfer)
David A. Stewart
We Built This City
Starship
I See a Boat on the River (7" Version)
Boney M.
Making Your Mind Up
Bucks Fizz
So Macho
Sinitta
Einstein a Go-Go
Landscape
Hangin' Tough (7" Remix)
New Kids On The Block
Pretty in Pink
The Psychedelic Furs
Whistle Down the Wind
Nick Heyward
All You Zombies
Hooters
Find My Love (feat. Eddi Reader)
Fairground Attraction
Time After Time
Cyndi Lauper
In a Lifetime
Clannad
Always on My Mind (Single Version)
Willie Nelson
When the Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going
Billy Ocean
Holding Out for a Hero
Bonnie Tyler
Rhythm Is Gonna Get You
Gloria Estefan And Miami Sound Machine
State of Shock
The Jacksons
Danger Zone (From "Top Gun" Original Soundtrack)
Kenny Loggins
Crash
The Primitives
Midnight at the Lost and Found
Meat Loaf
Is This Love?
Alison Moyet
(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay
Michael Bolton
Everytime You Go Away
Paul Young
I Second That Emotion
Japan
When Love Breaks Down
Prefab Sprout
Just Around the Corner
Cock Robin
Doctor! Doctor!
Thompson Twins
Oh Julie (Remastered Single Version)
Shakin' Stevens
Keep on Loving You
REO Speedwagon
So Amazing (Single Version)
Luther Vandross
All the Love in the World
Dionne Warwick
The Slightest Touch
Five Star
Club Tropicana
Wham!
Prince Charming
Adam & The Ants
Rosanna (Single Version)
Toto
Islands In the Stream
Dolly Parton
Freeway of Love (Single Mix)
Aretha Franklin
Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now
Samantha Fox
Fight for Ourselves
Spandau Ballet
Any Way You Want It
Journey
Bang Your Head (Metal Health)
Quiet Riot
Breaking the Law
Judas Priest
Here Is the News
Electric Light Orchestra
Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You)
A Flock Of Seagulls
Don't Answer Me
The Alan Parsons Project
Girl I'm Gonna Miss You
Milli Vanilli
It's Tricky
Run DMC
It Takes Two (Radio Edit)
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock
Cuddly Toy
Roachford
Dream to Sleep
H2O
I Feel the Earth Move
Martika
You're Only Lonely
J.D. Souther
Maneater (Radio Edit)
Daryl Hall & John Oates
Kyrie (Single Version)
Mr. Mister
Rock the Night
Europe
Burning Heart (From "Rocky IV" Soundtrack)
Survivor
Walking On the Chinese Wall
Philip Bailey
Use It Up and Wear It Out (12" Single Edit)
Odyssey
Juicy Fruit
Mtume
Jeanny
Falco
Always the Sun
The Stranglers
She Bangs the Drums (Remastered 2009)
The Stone Roses
The First Picture of You
The Lotus Eaters
E=MC2
Big Audio Dynamite
Fantastic Day
Haircut 100
Doot Doot
Freur
That's the Way (I Like It)
Dead Or Alive
Beat Dis
Bomb The Bass
Blame It on the Boogie (7" Version)
BIG FUN
Head to Toe
Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
Got to Get (feat. Leila K.)
Rob 'n' Raz
Something's Jumpin' in Your Shirt (with Malcolm McLaren & The Bootzilla Orchestra)
Lisa Marie
Together Forever
Rick Astley
Conga!
Miami Sound Machine
Jump (For My Love) (Single Remix)
The Pointer Sisters
Too Much
Bros
I Want Candy
Bow Wow Wow
John Wayne Is Big Leggy (Single Version)
Haysi Fantayzee
Rock This Town
Stray Cats
Brother Louie
Modern Talking
I'm Not Scared
Eighth Wonder
Bridge to Your Heart
Wax
Do What You Do
Jermaine Jackson
What's Another Year
Johnny Logan
Riding On a Train
The Pasadenas
Funkin' for Jamaica
Tom Browne
Read 'Em And Weep (Digitally Remastered: 1992)
Barry Manilow
When I See You Smile
Bad English
Burnin' for You
Blue Oyster Cult
Up Around the Bend
Hanoi Rocks
Mighty Wings (From "Top Gun" Original Soundtrack)
Cheap Trick
Caravan of Love
Isley, Jasper, Isley