Opening

Each player gets four little figures of the same colour.
These figures are called Moobs.
Yes, say it: Moobs.
Touch them, play with them,
put them in your mouth.

The Moobs are placed in the yard
of their respective colours outside of the playing field.

These four yards are ...
the black tomb,
the purple homo,
the orange cult,
and the white veil.

Each player also gets a matching die,
and (maybe) a marvellous button.
These buttons (IF there are any) must be worn
throughout the entire game.

Now, the purpose of the game is to move all your Moobs
from your own start field ...
along the outer squares,
all around the playing field,
into the safety of your home column.
Shortcuts are possible, though,
they sometimes happen. You'll see.

Players alternate turns clockwise:
starting with purple, and black,
followed by white, and then orange.
Yes, the colour purple always begins!

The winner is the player, who has all
Moobs in the home column first.