Lyrics
I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation and it's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls
At my Hazbin Hotel
Wait I'm getting ahead of myself
Right Extermination
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here
If they join you in heaven
That trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell
It will be a happy day in he-
[Adam]
Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time
If what you're suggesting
Up the ladder
Oh they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates
Well, um-
[Adam]
Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defyin' their fates
Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot!
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again
Just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!
Are they winners? Are they sinners?
Cause it's cut and dry
(well actually, if you take a look-)
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye
And when all's said and done
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo!
F*ck yeah!
(Imitating guitar sounds)
Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They are burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again
F*ckin' Hell is forever, And it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor
'Cause you don't have a shot
Long as I got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we've made the determination
To move up the next extermination
What?
Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week
But we'll be back in six months
Um, wait, didn't you-
Ugh, sh*t!
It's a bad situation and it's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls
At my Hazbin Hotel
Wait I'm getting ahead of myself
Right Extermination
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here
If they join you in heaven
That trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell
It will be a happy day in he-
[Adam]
Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time
If what you're suggesting
Up the ladder
Oh they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates
Well, um-
[Adam]
Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defyin' their fates
Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot!
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again
Just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!
Are they winners? Are they sinners?
Cause it's cut and dry
(well actually, if you take a look-)
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye
And when all's said and done
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo!
F*ck yeah!
(Imitating guitar sounds)
Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They are burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again
F*ckin' Hell is forever, And it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor
'Cause you don't have a shot
Long as I got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we've made the determination
To move up the next extermination
What?
Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week
But we'll be back in six months
Um, wait, didn't you-
Ugh, sh*t!