There lived a certain man  in Russia long ago
He was big  and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him  with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But  he also was the kind of teacher
Women would  desire
Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra rasputin
Russia"s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land  and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state  he was the man to please
But he was real great  when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she"d heard the things he"d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal  her son
Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra  ra rasputin
Russia"s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking  and lusting  and his hunger for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.
"This man"s just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged " Don"t you try to do it, please "
No doubt this Rasputin  had lots of hidden charms
Though he was  a brute  they just fell into his arms
Then  one night some men of higher standing
Set  a trap, they"re not to blame
" Come to visit  us" they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra rasputin
Russia"s greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel  fine"
Ra  ra rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn"t quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra rasputin
Russia"s greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Russians...