Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down
Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now
But I'll be outta here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away
Let's be clear, I did
Absolutely nothing wrong
I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
This is just to say, if
Gene had pooped like everyday
This would have all just flown away
But he'll be outta there in no time
No one's gonna blame me and I'll be doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
Let's be clear, I did
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
Can't let them see me with my pants down
This is just to say, if
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now
Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away
But I'll be outta here in no time
But he'll be outta there in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
No one's going to blame me and I'll be doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away
If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way