21st Century Freak

I don't care what you may say
I got that, I got that
I don't care what you may say
I got that, I got that

I eat my breakfast in the morning
I eat my vegetables at night
Might eat some pussy in the evening
That's only if the mood is right

If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
My momma was committed, but my daddy was a sneak
Well, color me orange, I'm just a 21st century freak
Let's go

Are you a preacher, are you a porn star?
I love you anyway, tell me who you are
Are you a bastard, are you a work of art
Or a pornstar? Tell me who you are

Sarah just made out with Tommy
Tommy just made out with Keisha
Keisha just made out with Brittany
And Brittany just made out with me
If TV killed the radio star
Then DM's killed monogamy
And if I end up breaking your heart
Excuse me, it's the dog in me (Woof)

Are you a preacher, are you a porn star?
I love you anyway, tell me who you are
Are you a bastard, are you a work of art
Or a pornstar? Tell me who you are
Are you a preacher, are you a porn star?
I love you anyway, tell me who you are
Are you a bastard, are you a work of art
Or a pornstar? Tell me who you are

Are you a preacher, are you a porn star?
I love you anyway, tell me who you are
I am a bastard, I am a work of art
And a pornstar, tell me who you are