Hold My Beer

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

– I've sailed the Seven Seas, caught all the fish from them
– That's nothing, dude, I'd done that by the age of 10
– Even if I'm drunk I walk on water, swim on land
– Drink this and rise from the dead, dude, I bet you can't

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

– I've counted every star, I know them all by name
– I have more kids than that, dude, their mothers ain't the same
– I've taken all the love since the world began
– Increase it hundredfold! Dude, I bet you can't

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

– Danced with a hurricane, while kissed a lightning twice
– Traveled through the universe beyond the speed of light
– I've seen the Seven Wonders, built 3 to make it 10
– Dude, I've caught a falling star! Beat it if you can

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit

Hold my beer
A cinch to beat!
Blink and you'll miss it, dude
I'm gonna freakin' top that shit