Lyrics
2016
It's been a time. It's been a struggle
But everything is fine
If you're a straight white male muggle
We've tried to stay composed
Cross our fingers
Count to ten
But every time we get to nine
You fuck it up again
You took David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Prince and Sharon Jones
Terry Wogan, Ronnie Corbett, Caroline Aherene and Leonard Cohen
Victoria Wood was enough for us
But still you wanted more
Muhammed Ali, Gene Wilder and the Great British Bake-Off
Was the final straw
You shot down a gorilla
We can't cure the Zika virus
And the woman's still to blame when men force their way inside us
Brock Turner's not a rapist
'Cause look how fast he swims
Can someone get me Ambien
To calm my shaking quim
Should we just try to unplug you
And then plug you back in
Did your parents get divorced
Or did you just drink too much gin
God damn it 2016
And on top of all of that
'Cats' is back on Broadway
Who the fuck did that
Then throw in all the shootings both on mass and by police
A spike in racist hate crimes and terror down in Nice
The death toll is upsetting, and then your politics a farce
Thank you, 2016
You fucked us up the arse
'Cause all over the world it's not looking good for you
If you're female, Muslim, POC or LGBTQ
And god fucking forbid we'd let Hillary be in charge
Instead we get the spunk Trumpets and fuck boys in this farce
Yes, you really took a dump when you let twat-nugget Farage
Lead a racist referendum. Who put that shitty frog in charge
Your Brexit was a dumb-dumb
Now our country lives in fear
You really are the skid-marks of all the shitty years
Yes the USA's now governed by a Fuck-Cheeto with hair
And it's not just in the States, the fucking clowns
Are everywhere
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck
Three cheers for fucking Trumpy and his Neo-Nazi crew
What a bloody, nasty, messy, boobie-fuck to-do
We're sorry for the swearing, and we're sorry to be crude
But we're really cunting angry and it's all because of you
You laid an egg of solid fuck you taint slug made of ween
You garbage bag of bum dust
You are shitty shitty twenty-sixteen
La la la la la
It's been a time. It's been a struggle
But everything is fine
If you're a straight white male muggle
We've tried to stay composed
Cross our fingers
Count to ten
But every time we get to nine
You fuck it up again
You took David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Prince and Sharon Jones
Terry Wogan, Ronnie Corbett, Caroline Aherene and Leonard Cohen
Victoria Wood was enough for us
But still you wanted more
Muhammed Ali, Gene Wilder and the Great British Bake-Off
Was the final straw
You shot down a gorilla
We can't cure the Zika virus
And the woman's still to blame when men force their way inside us
Brock Turner's not a rapist
'Cause look how fast he swims
Can someone get me Ambien
To calm my shaking quim
Should we just try to unplug you
And then plug you back in
Did your parents get divorced
Or did you just drink too much gin
God damn it 2016
And on top of all of that
'Cats' is back on Broadway
Who the fuck did that
Then throw in all the shootings both on mass and by police
A spike in racist hate crimes and terror down in Nice
The death toll is upsetting, and then your politics a farce
Thank you, 2016
You fucked us up the arse
'Cause all over the world it's not looking good for you
If you're female, Muslim, POC or LGBTQ
And god fucking forbid we'd let Hillary be in charge
Instead we get the spunk Trumpets and fuck boys in this farce
Yes, you really took a dump when you let twat-nugget Farage
Lead a racist referendum. Who put that shitty frog in charge
Your Brexit was a dumb-dumb
Now our country lives in fear
You really are the skid-marks of all the shitty years
Yes the USA's now governed by a Fuck-Cheeto with hair
And it's not just in the States, the fucking clowns
Are everywhere
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck
Three cheers for fucking Trumpy and his Neo-Nazi crew
What a bloody, nasty, messy, boobie-fuck to-do
We're sorry for the swearing, and we're sorry to be crude
But we're really cunting angry and it's all because of you
You laid an egg of solid fuck you taint slug made of ween
You garbage bag of bum dust
You are shitty shitty twenty-sixteen
La la la la la