I Thought No

One, two
One, two, three

And then she came through the door
Her high heels clacking on the floor
I was pissed, I was blue
I had nothin' better to do
I had to know what was goin' on
Is this a natural born blonde?

Mm, she gave the game away
The way she crossed her legs
I was a gamblin' man
But too proud to beg
Something told me it was time to go
Mm, then again, I thought no

It didn't take more than a minute
She blew me right away
It didn't last more than an hour
When she told me it was time to pay
My investigations came to a sudden end
When she introduced me to a friend

Well, I don't exaggerate
But he was nine-foot-four
And he banged my head
Before he slammed the door
I thought, "Was this his way of saying hello?"
Mm, but my black eye thought no