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Somebody Just Poop by Goofy album cover

Somebody Just Poop

by Goofy

Lyrics
Hmm!

Hmm!
Mmmm!

Somebody a rotten out!
But a -
No, star, human being -
Mmmm!
Human being cyan let up dem deh scent deh!
No, man!
This is serious!
Yo!

Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well
Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well

That deh scent make me dash 'way mi lunch and mi jelly
Whoever that be, dem a more than one belly
I wonder if a Paul, I wonder if a Shelly
Or if a the blinking policeman Kelly
Watch everybody a look pon fatty
Like say the rest of dem don't have -
Fi get airplay, me nah too chatty
But me suspect da gyal deh weh a gwan hotty hotty

Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well
Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well

Mmmm!

Mmmm!

Who did it?!
Nobody nuh waan own
True it smell stink with a stifling tone
You know dem kind a poop deh weh a smell through di phone
Watch dem a gwan like anuh none a dem own

Nasty
Inna di middle a di count, me hear a big outburst
Everybody turn 'round a look pon di nurse
If a she do it, Jah know say she curse
Don't accuse her, make we ask her first

Mmm?
A you, nurse?
I am not cruel or trying to be mean
But that scent couldn't be coming from a human being
The smell makes the old man drop down and faint
And the person weh do it still a gwan like saint
What a wicket scent!
I don't know what -

Unuh a hear me?!

Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well
Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well

Hmm!

A the most disgusting thing me ever smell, I swear
That deh underwear mussi stain and tear

Quick, quick!
Everybody draw near
A wha' that?!
Dem laugh inna di chair
Like Matlock, me a go go pon di case
Fi find out a who a poop up di place
It smell real bad, so it easy fi trace
We must see di guilt inna somebody face

Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well
Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well

Now unuh listen
Dis a di "can't wait fi poop"
Dis a di "hide and poop"
Dis a di "round belly poop"
Dis a "when di poop stush"
Dis a di "silencer poop"
Dis a "weh you do when nobody nah look"

Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Wha' that me smell?
Whoever that be, mi say, dem nah gwan well
Somebody just poop
Nobody nuh waan own it, everybody just a look
Coulda wha' that me smell?