Y’all Need Jesus

User53109, he says I'm gettin fat
And some other dude says my music's worse than Nickelback
And then it's "George Jones never canceled shows
'Cause he had a little panic attack"
"He ain't no rebel, Hell, he worships the devil"
Good God, get off my back

Y'all need Jesus and a Willie Nelson song
Ride that high horse somewhere you can leave my country ass alone
Y'all keep throwin' stones, I'm gonna keep on droppin' deer
Y'all need Jesus, and I need a beer

Thanks for lettin' me know, I sold my soul and gave up on Music Row

And, oh yeah, quit, didn't have shit on "Mockingbird and the Crow"
And damn, I rode Morgan's coat tails all the way to the radio
Listen, outside's the first place but church is the second place you should go
Yeah 'cause

Y'all need Jesus and a Willie Nelson song
Ride that high horse somewhere you can leave my country ass alone
Y'all keep throwin' stones, I'm gonna keep on droppin' deer
Y'all need Jesus and I need a beer

I'm tryin' to cut back, but y'all keep keepin' one here in my hand
I got some thick skin, but hate'll take its toll on a decent man

I know Haggard and Whitley and Johnny and Jennings and Hank didn't give a damn
Aw, but they didn't deal with some loser talkin' shit from a basement on Instagram
Yeah 'cause

Y'all need Jesus and a Willie Nelson song
Ride that high horse somewhere you can leave my country ass alone
Y'all quit throwin' stones, I'm gonna keep on droppin' deer
Y'all need Jesus and I need a beer

I said, y'all need Jesus and I need a beer