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The queen passed out in her balcony when I came out
The king ordered his men to close their eyes and say a prayer out loud

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The pope fled at once when I walked up stage and had no shame
The knights went to war when I kissed her in that pink beret
Oh, what a big disgrace

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With all the nobles gone from their seats
I felt the roses fall at my feet
Oh, here they're coming
They're coming for me
On my tombstone I just hope that it reads

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