C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle

Does it make you want to cry,
When your love one has to die,
Does it hurt you through and through,
When your face is turning blue?
Well luckily for you,
There’s something we can do.
We can help keep them alive,
So you can watch them thrive.
Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B,
We’ll save your honeybun from dying violently.
Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B,
No, we never even ask a fee.
Because good people spread the love,
And we’re here for all above.
We do that paperwork for you,
And the heavy lifting too.
So sit right back and let us bless a soul for you.
Oh, we are the C.H.E.R.U.B!