Billy Backwash's Day

10:00am at the bottle-o
Waitin' for the open doors
Cheapest bottle of Moscato
Sober mornings are such a bore
Sober mornings are such a bore

Couple hours later
Abusin' tourists on the train
Ya can't call me a racist
'Cause I discriminate 'em all the same
I discriminate 'em all the same

Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day

2:00pm at the park

Straight goon in a cup
And if you look at me funny
You can bet I'll be arkin' up
You can bet I'll be arkin' up

Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day

Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day