Do Not Disturb

Early in the morning between eight and ten
That's when my troubles all begin

Squeaky cartwheels break my trance
As the brooms and the mops do the motel dance
Got soap and towels, wanna get that floor
I'm so out of it, my eyes are sore
They wanna make up the bed while I'm still in it

I try to explain but they just won't get it
New plastic bag for my trash can
Such a beautiful sight for a sleepy man
They just trying to do their job
But I hung that thing on my doorknob
Said I hung that thing on my doorknob
I hung that thing on my doorknob

Do not disturb
Do not disturb
Do not disturb
Do not disturb

Desk clerk calling on my phone
These folks just won't leave me alone
Are they blind or just won't read?

Trying to bring all this stuff to me, let's see
They got the sanitized safety toilet seat strip
Well I don't need it but it does look hip
I'm paid up 'til the crack of noon
And they calling and knocking way too soon
I fade to sleep but I can't no more
'Cause they calling and knocking on my door
Said they calling and knocking on my door
Well they calling and knocking on my door

Do not disturb
Do not disturb
Do not disturb
Do not disturb

What's the matter with y'all anyway?
I paid my money, I wanna sleep here
Get that stuff on out of here, I don't want none of that stuff
That's all I want's this bed here