If I Only Had A Brain

I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And your head, you'd be scratchin' while your thoughts are busy hatchin'
If you only had a brain

You'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin', I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean is near the shore
You could think of things you'd never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin', my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
You would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry
If you only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
You could think of things you'd never thunk before
And then I'd sit
And think some more
And think some more

Gosh, it would be awfully pleasin' to reason out the reason
For things I can't explain
Then perhaps I'll deserve ya
And be even worthy of ya
If I only had
If you only had
If I only had a brain
If you only had a brain