Lyrics
You used to be quite content
With your shower cap
A least now I know you feel more at home
With a case of Handi-Wrap
You'd hold your own
If you thought that it was clean
At least give me some gloves to wear
Or a picture of St. Augustine
If I were to die with these things on
Can't say I didn't try
I'd think that you would try
To find something to do
With my old school tie
That doesn't turn my skin blue
Is it hot in here
Or do I feel a little draft
From these pants that you brought for me to wear
The ones that have no back
If I were to die with these things on
You might want to try another size
I'd take your name
If I thought it'd do me good
If it's all the same to you
I'll just take a look under your hood
If you were to die with that thing on
You might want to try another style
And now that you've gone off
And all of this has passed
I don't recall your face no more
But you left behind your mask
If I were to die with these things gone
I'd be frozen with a smile
If I were to die with these things gone
I'd be frozen with a smile
With your shower cap
A least now I know you feel more at home
With a case of Handi-Wrap
You'd hold your own
If you thought that it was clean
At least give me some gloves to wear
Or a picture of St. Augustine
If I were to die with these things on
Can't say I didn't try
I'd think that you would try
To find something to do
With my old school tie
That doesn't turn my skin blue
Is it hot in here
Or do I feel a little draft
From these pants that you brought for me to wear
The ones that have no back
If I were to die with these things on
You might want to try another size
I'd take your name
If I thought it'd do me good
If it's all the same to you
I'll just take a look under your hood
If you were to die with that thing on
You might want to try another style
And now that you've gone off
And all of this has passed
I don't recall your face no more
But you left behind your mask
If I were to die with these things gone
I'd be frozen with a smile
If I were to die with these things gone
I'd be frozen with a smile