Smack Dab In The Middle

Pick me a town in any clime
Where people like a swinging time
Stay awake both day and night
'Til everybody's feeling good and right

Then throw me smack dab in the middle
Pitch me smack dab in the middle
Ditch me smack dab in the middle
Let me swing 'til I satisfy my soul

Now, I want ten Cadillacs and a diamond mill
Ten suits of clothes to dress to kill
I want a ten room house and some barbecue
And fifty chicks not over twenty-two

Then throw me smack dab in the middle
Hurl me smack dab in the middle
You can curl me smack dab in the middle
Let me swing 'til I satisfy my soul

Smack dab in the middle
I wanna be left high and dry
With a whole lotta bread and gangs of meat
Oodles of butter and something sweet, now
With gallons of coffee just to wash it down
And carbonated soda by the pound

Then throw me smack dab in the center, child
Drop me smack dab in the middle, man
Plop me smack dab in the middle
Let me swing 'til I satisfy my soul

We must have this roaring band and about five hundred ballet girls
A street that's paved with natural pearls
I want a wagonload of bonds and stocks
Open up the door to Fort Knox

And throw me smack dab in the middle
You can dump me smack dab in the middle
Well, you can even jump me smack dab in the middle
Let me swing 'til I satisfy my soul

I only wanna swing 'til I satisfy my soul
Well, I wanna swing until I satisfy my soul
Thank you
We thank you
We thank you
Thank you so much